The Preppie Connection Page #2

Flipper.

I take in my lumps.

I was adapting. Observing.

Putting the past behind me,

until the past showed up.

Dennis Carnell. My best friend.

We grew up together.

And he had the unique

personality trait of being

totally unaware

of his surroundings.

Ellis.

What's up, man?

Hey, Dennis.

What the hell

are you watching?

It's rugby. -And what the

f*** are you wearing?

You look like Pat Boone.

Man, what are you doing here?

What am I doing here? I live

like 3 blocks away, remember?

My God, guys.

Flipper brought his boyfriend.

Look at that guy.

You think they let him

keep the tool belt?

Yeah, Apex Tech

guarantees it.

You're such a dick sometimes.

Sh*t, honey.

Hey, man, you got any weed?

No. Dry as a bone.

F***!

And then it happened.

My God...

There's a girl...

What?

She's got tits.

She's coming over here

right now.

What?

I will never forget

the back of her hand

against my neck.

Keeping the tag on

is definitely a statement.

You might start a trend.

-I'm Toby.

-I know.

-You do?

-Yeah. We have econ together.

You came in late last time

and made everybody look stupid.

Yeah.

I'm, I'm Dennis

by the way.

Nice to meet you.

So, do you guys by any chance

happen to have any pot?

On me? Right now?

No. Do you?

Do you know

where to get some?

Yeah, I-I can get it.

-He's kidding.

-No, f*** that.

Is it just for you?

And my friends.

-That's a lot.

Ellis can afford it.

Okay, yeah,

we'll, we'll let you know.

Okay.

We didn't have any way

to get weed.

But I was determined

to figure out how to get it.

We drove all night

and all over New Haven.

We searched every alley,

every stoop, every corner.

It wasn't looking good.

We should try those guys.

But you gotta make sure we're

close enough so they can see us.

-Okay.

-Okay.

I'm just gonna nod my head.

Nod your head?

What do you mean?

I saw it in this film.

They're not even

looking at you, man.

Just give it another second.

Just roll down

the f***ing window, man.

Yo! Air Jordan.

What the f***

did you call me?

We're just trying

to buy some green, blood.

What the f***?

What the f*** makes you think

I deal drugs?

-Motherf***er?

-No, no, no.

That's not what we were

thinking. We were just...

We're just looking

to buy some marijuana.

We thought maybe you'd know

where we could get some.

You're such a f***...

Shut up.

Okay.

You got the money?

Yeah. Yeah,

I have some money.

Did he go with you?

What's his name?

Dennis. Yeah. Yeah. He came...

You should've seen him.

He was doing all these signals to the dealer

that I-I guess he learned in some movie.

He's like, "Yo, we're here

to buy some green, blood."

Is your friend

mentally challenged?

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