The Pirates of Somalia Page #3
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but I can't--I just--you know,
I haven't taken a--
I never took a class,
but I'm seriously--I'm thinking
about going back
to get a degree.
Harvard is the--is the goal.
- Oh, how can you say
something stupid like that?
- What--
- Why do you think journalism
is a pile of "People" magazine,
"She got cellulite on her
Dumpster" crap right now?
Journalism isn't taught.
It's innate.
You know what I'm saying?
You think the shrapnel
in my back landed there
because I was using my head?
No way.
- So what are you saying?
- I'm saying f*** Harvard,
is what I'm saying.
F*** Harvard.
You want to make it as some big
swinging dick journalist?
You got to go somewhere
f***ing crazy.
reporters would consider
it too dangerous to go,
like, write as a stringer
from there, get a book going.
It's the only way out.
- Yeah, that makes sense, man.
That makes sense.
Where you thinking of going?
- Somalia.
Hmm?
- Like, I--I bought a--
an umbrella from a Somali once.
- What does that mean?
- That means where's
the f***ing conflict,
besides the fact that they
machete reporters to death?
- In Somalia the seeds
of democracy
I did a paper on it
my freshman year.
- So?
- So it's a misunderstood
place.
- Bro, democracy is not topical,
all right?
No--nobody wants
to understand Somalia.
- Did you know in Somaliland
they held an election
where the minority clan won the
presidential office by 80 votes,
and there was no violence?
The transition of power
was peaceful.
- It was peaceful because nobody
bothered reporting on it.
You need to listen to me.
You want conflict?
You want to tell the story
from both sides?
Go to Sudan.
There's your ticket,
not Somalia.
- I don't know, man. I got
a good grade on that paper.
Somalia and me are copacetic.
Is a Mr. Trey Williamson here?
- Just left.
- Sh*t, really?
My name is, uh, Jay Bahadur.
I'm here to conduct
a marketing research--
- Who's the guy eating Doritos
on my aisle?
- That's my associate,
Mr. Felcher.
- I have to clean that sh*t up.
- I'm so sorry, man.
- Would you please--
- Continue maestro.
- Refrain from eating
in this poor man's aisle?
And just start to pick that up.
- I got it.
- Thank you.
- I got it.
- And where is your, uh,
napkin aisle?
- Aisle seven.
- Seven.
- Hey, uh, Jay?
I think you should
check this sh*t out.
- I thought we agreed
you would be silent, bro.
- No, bro, I really think
- [sighs]
Would you excuse me
for a moment? Thank you.
What the f***, man?
- The rebels,
who Kenyan officials
liken to seagoing pirates
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