The Pink Panther 2 Page #4

football team, Arsenal, will do this year?

That matchbox is from

the only bar in Paris

that shows English football telecasts.

You have tissues in your shoes

to make you look taller.

You were 14 before you finally

learned to enjoy avocado.

Tell me, how did you enjoy

your trip to the airport this morning?

Now, how did you know that?

- Perhaps one of you should begin.

- Yes, this is silly.

You've recently lost

your favorite cheese grater.

You have an aversion to cow bells.

Stop the insanity and look at this.

Il Tornado is not as careful as he thinks.

Fingerprint. With this small piece of glass,

the case is practically solved.

This one has a fingerprint.

This one has a fingerprint, too.

This one has a fingerprint.

You don't need that.

You have plenty of fingerprint evidence.

Guard that.

What do we know about this man,

this Tornado.

Well, we know that he's a white male

between 50 and 65,

with a scar from a bullet hole

behind his right shoulder.

In 1996, the Tornado was shot right here

in France while trying to steal a gold vase.

Blood was found, and as a result,

his DNA has been on file for over 10 years

without a match.

I'm sorry I'm a bit late.

My flight was delayed.

You're Jacques Clouseau.

The Pink Panther detective.

This is such a thrill.

- And who is it that are you?

- I'm Sonia Solandres.

- Didn't anyone tell you that...

- Yes. I was informed.

- A last-minute addition to our team.

- That's right.

I've written a book

on the old Tornado crimes,

but I'm not sure

if I'm really gonna be much help here.

Technically speaking,

I'm not really a detective.

Welcome.

We can always use an extra mind.

Now, let me bring you up to speed.

We know nothing.

You are now up to speed.

In world news today,

members of the Dream Team gathered for

the first time in front of the Grand Palais

to start their investigations

into the Tornado thefts.

Inspector Clouseau had this to say.

Tornado, I'm coming to get you.

There's your one.

I was able to discover this Tornado

hacked the security system

from a remote location and turned off

all the alarms and surveillance scanners.

- Can you trace the source?

- Yes, but it will take time.

- You are new here?

- Yes, hello. Mrs. Berenger.

- I know who you are, Inspector.

- Do you?

Due to the media frenzy

surrounding this case,

I've been assigned to instruct employees

on political and social correctness.

It's always nice

to have a very sexy woman

clomping around the building

in high heels.

- You must never refer to a woman as sexy.

- But I was complimenting you.

No, Inspector, you must not comment

on a woman's body.

- I get it. I get it. I keep it to myself...

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