The Pink Panther 2 Page #2

Yes, Inspector, it is forgotten.

- I have not forgotten.

- Neither have I.

So, even though, technically,

we are on duty,

do you think it would be all right

to share a bottle of wine?

I think it would be all right.

Then I will select the wine.

It is one of my specialties.

I would like to select my own wine.

And by the way,

I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau.

Remember this face.

- This is a very special bottle.

- Delicious.

There was something about

burning down a restaurant

that ignited other, more illicit, fires.

- And I'm sorry about that.

- As am I. Terribly remorseful.

It was a night to remember

that we must forget.

We must never forget to not remember it.

And if we do remember it,

we must immediately forget it.

Now, let's have

a professional hug goodbye.

I'll be right there.

I'll see you in several months.

- No problem.

- And I do hope your hearing improves.

Ponton,

I'm worried about my leaving France.

The Tornado is rampant.

The Pink Panther is such a temptation,

and no Clouseau to protect it.

But you visited the museum yourself,

you checked the security.

- It's gonna be all right.

- Yes, I suppose you're right.

- Are you driving?

- I like to stay in practice.

- Okay.

- Remind me where the brakes are.

- Here. Yes.

- There?

- Yes.

- And then you turn here.

- Of course, yes.

- All right.

- And this turns it.

- Yeah.

Okay, here we go.

- Ponton.

- Yes?

- This case is very strange.

- How so, Inspector?

For 10 years,

the Tornado terrorized Europe,

stealing over a quarter of a billion dollars

worth of artifacts.

Then, for no reason, he suddenly stops.

Maybe the Tornado thought

he had enough money.

If he had enough money, then why,

after 10 years of complete inactivity,

does he suddenly spring back into action?

London, the Magna Carta.

Italy, the sacred Shroud.

The Imperial Sword. Why now?

Why all of a sudden? Why? Why?

You need to calm down.

Hey!

What's the matter, Ponton?

You seem a little depressed today.

- Is it your wife again?

- Yes.

She still feels my job

takes up too much of my time.

The same old thing.

Next week is our 10th anniversary.

She thinks we should f*** tonight

Ponton, would you like me

to talk with her?

No.

I mean, this issue must be discussed

between husband and wife.

Well, you must explain to her

that we are men of the law.

Always living in the shadows.

Idiot.

I will miss you, Inspector.

I will miss you, too, Ponton.

- And, Ponton.

- Yes?

I am sorry you can't satisfy your wife.

"I am now leaving France."

This is a bad idea.

The legendary Pink Panther Diamond

has been stolen.

Officials suspect the perpetrator

is the infamous Tornado.

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