The Penny Dreadful Picture Show Page #6

ten years.

Should have just boarded it up

instead of locking it.

Suggestions then?

I usually go out back behind

the oil drums.

You have any cold beers boss?

Oh yeah sure.

American beer only.

None of that European crap.

Works for me.

Can I get seven dollars on pump

2?

Fillin' er' up. Alright.

You kids on spring break?

Something like that.

Don't get very many vacationers

up here anymore,

especially since all the bad

press

this place has been getting.

Oh you are talking about those

missing persons.

Serial killers, monsters in the

woods...

Some'n like that.

Oh hey, man.

Yeah, let me take a couple of

these.

Alright.

Oh honey, I need some Bit O'

Honey.

Are you serious.

We'll take these

not these.

Hello?

Do you want a bag for them?

No we're drinking in the car.

Alright, we're jetting!

Guess what? I'm commandeering

the 8 track.

No more of that Captain &

Tennille bullshit.

11 missing people

over the past three years

all within a sixty mile radius.

I haven't seen a town for sixty

miles.

Yeah seriously, your research

is not exactly spot on...

the last three hot spots...

hot spots had nothing, zilch.

I just read the news.

How can you read a coloring

book?

I vote we keep driving.

I'll make that call.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Make the call.

Put your foot down. Oooh.

My van, my road trip, my rules.

Could someone get their twist

in a joint,

and turn up the music please?

Hey what do you want to listen

to, Jerry?

No Doobie Brothers.

We can't listen to music

we'll miss the hot spots, right

guys?

Could we at least put some

tunes on?

There's no power.

Oh God.

Hey Jerry, tell us a story?

You're always so funny.

Oh. Oh no, Jerry is not very

entertaining.

Hey, I resent that.

I think that you are very

entertaining

No, no please don't give him a

hand job

in this car. We don't want to

see that.

Guys I think someone is coming.

No sh*t.

Not in here out there.

Hey, pretty thing.

What seems to be the problem?

We're stuck can you help us?

Yeah I'll take a look.

Lost a spark plug wire.

Well sh*t fire and save

matches, boy.

How long have you been driving?

- All night at least five hours.

- Five hours, yeah.

Deader then a door nail.

Really?

I ain't got that part in my

shop.

You'll have to wait till

morning.

Is there a motel nearby

or somewhere you can take us?

Yeah?

Nearest motel is about 100

miles back that way.

Oh. That's where we just came

from.

He's not that creepy.

No, he's...

he's creepy.

Are you desperate enough I guess

I can let you all stay at my

place.

Really you'd do that?

Sure, fix it in the morning.

It would take me

fifteen minutes to put the part

on.

Take no time at all.

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