The Path of the Wind Page #5

I'm a little rusty.

I'm sure I was stepping

all over your toes.

Do you mind if I

ask you something?

Sure.

When we were

at your house earlier,

I was kind of snooping around,

and I noticed that you had

a lot of books on Christianity.

You're pretty religious, huh?

I am.

I've been a Christian

for about two years now.

What?

What?

You look like you

want to say something.

Can I ask you one question

about your religion?

I thought you weren't

supposed to talk

about politics or religion.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I'm kidding.

Ask away.

Okay.

You honestly believe that

a first century teacher

by the name of Jesus,

was actually the creator

of the universe?

Come in!

Hey, you got

a minute, Joe?

Yeah. Yeah, come on in.

What's up?

Do you know any

conservative Christians?

Why? You gonna go

all religious on me?

No.

I had date last

night with one.

Yeah, I heard.

The girl from the

parking lot.

Yeah.

She's the one.

Anyway, it turns out

she's an evangelical.

Are you attracted

to her Lee?

Absolutely!

You've seen her.

Do you like

being with her?

Yeah, I do.

I find her to be intriguing.

Well, my sister-in-law's one.

It's not my cup of tea,

but it doesn't bother me.

I can tell you

about Christians.

My grandmother sent money

to one of those preachers on TV,

you know, the one

with the crazy hair.

Yeah, that really

narrows it down.

Anyway, the guy told

her that if she gave,

God would make her rich.

When she went

through her savings

they said, put it

on her credit card.

So, what happened?

She lives with

my mother now.

He took it all.

You can't judge the

actions of a whole group

by one isolated incident.

No?

Look at their leaders.

That guy who ran

for President,

he wants to assassinate world

leaders he doesn't agree with.

It was one of those

"men of God"

that came up with the name

Ellen Degenerate?

That's loving!

Whoa!

Where'd you get all that?

Ask her what she

thinks of homosexuals.

They hate them!

They hate anyone

who doesn't fit

into their little

Republican mold.

Hey, have you

heard from Lee yet?

No!

I thought we had

a good time.

I mean, he seemed to.

Have you tried

calling him?

I am not gonna

call him, Maria!

That is way too desperate.

You want to know,

don't you?

I mean, maybe,

something happened.

Like what?

I don't know.

You were the one who had to ask

him out in the first place,

so, maybe, he's just shy.

I don't know.

I guess.

You think he could have found

the courage in a week though?

I don't know,

just be patient.

I mean, if he's as nice a guy

as you say he is, he'll call.

And this is due

back on Monday.

Thank you.

Do you mind if I

leave early tonight?

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