The Party Page #3

Hello, Polly.

Pretty one.

Hello.

Would you like...

Would you like

some food, Polly?

Pretty Polly.

Where is the... oh.

Birdie num num.

- Hello.

- Birdie num num.

Have birdie num num.

- Go on.

- There were four of us.

Four, yes.

I'll give you a num num.

He's having

the birdie num nums.

Sure, look.

He's waiting for more num num.

All gone.

Num num is gone.

Pretty Polly.

Num-num.

Birdie num-num.

What in the world is that?

I can't imagine.

Howdy, partner.

What is that?!

What is that?

Would you mind getting...

This is 469-6151.

Please remain connected

to the telephone.

There is a call for you, sir.

Please hold on

to the connection.

Please, one second.

I wonder if you could...

Let me hold here.

Could you just let my hand go?

You've got my hand.

Thank you.

Now I take this from you.

Hold on one moment.

Oh. Excuse the mess up here.

It is birdie num-nums.

Put them under my feet.

Look. Just one second.

If you can take this

around you...

Just lift the ashtray, please.

You're... you...

Yes. Thank you.

Oh, Benny.

Yeah, well,

I'm having a few people in.

The picture?

It was going fine until

some idiot blew up the set.

Vodka or scotch, sir?

No, nothing, thank you.

This picture's a very good one.

- Is it?

- It's gonna be great.

- Caviar?

- No, thank you.

- Sir?

- I don't think so. Thanks.

Eat, eh?

Oh, eat.

Sure, honey, we're gonna eat...

but they gotta ring

the little bell first.

Bell?

Bell. Dingy dingy.

Ding?

But first, let's have

a little tiddly at the bar.

- Hello.

- Oh, howdy, little buddy.

That's my old cowboy crusher.

Injun grip.

Oh, you really crushed

my old Indian hand.

Sorta smarts, don't it?

Friendliest little critter

I ever met.

It's an honor to have

had my hand crushed...

by Wyoming Bill Kelso.

Wait till I tell them back home.

Can't...

Pardon me.

It's OK.

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, it was occupied.

- Hrundi V. Bakshi.

- Pardon?

That is what my name is called.

Oh! Michele Monet.

Oh, how do you do?

Are you having a good time?

Good.

Are you having a good time?

Oh, yes.

I am having a good time.

It's good to be

having a good time.

You're an actress?

Oh, yes. I can tell.

Oh? How?

Because I am an actor.

Actors can tell when

actresses are actresses.

It is a thing

that we have together.

You are also French.

I know that.

- How do you know that?

- Well, your name...

and also the way you

are speaking English.

Oh, that's right.

Do you speak French?

Well, just enough

to get myself into trouble.

I'll tell you what I can say.

O est la direction

de la Tour Eiffel...

s'il vous plat?

- That's pretty good.

- Thanks.

- You do speak French.

- You speak Hindustani?

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