The Pallbearer Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 98 min
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at D'Agostino's this morning.
- Cynthia!
- Who?
- Hi!
- Who?
- I'll be right back.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, Cynthia, come o...
- There's a lot
- Who's coming, Scott?
- What are you talking about?
Cynthia said someone is coming.
It's not that Loretta person, is it?
Because that did not work out.
- Sweetheart...
- Shut up!
What the f...
That is not good dip!
Oh, gee. There she goes again.
Do you see how she,
like, spits?
...before you listen to me, Brad.
- Sweetheart...
- Shut up with the "sweetheart"!
- I don't understand.
You haven't the vaguest...
Isn't that Julie DeMarco?
- I have to borrow a shirt.
- How many times do I have to tell you...
- What are you doing?
- That's Julie DeMarco out there.
Don't you have any regular shirts?
Like, just a shirt?
What are you talking about?
Like that. That's a good shirt.
Don't you have any shirts like that?
- Yeah, I'm wearing it.
- Take it off.
- What?
- I have to borrow the shirt, Scott.
- What is this obsessin
with my clothes?
- I was in love with her, okay?
- So?
- "So"? So I haven't
seen her since high school.
Imagine that she sees me
and I'm wearing the same f***in' shirt!
Look, I just got this shirt.
- Guys.
- He wants to borrow my shirt now.
Whatever. We gotta
Lauren's having a frigging
conniption out there.
Did you leave your answering machine
on? I gave Tsumaki the phone number.
I got a line on a couple
of prize-winning dogs.
- What's wrong with the dip?
- Lauren's sisters are
all lactose-intolerant.
"Lactose"?
Don't marry her, Brad.
- Lauren...
- He doesn't care. Julie, Julie.
Is it too much to ask that I could have
one dip for me and my sisters to enjoy?
- What about salsa?
- Salsa! I love... I love salsa.
T... Tom! You remember Julie DeMarco.
She's back in Brooklyn.
Oh! Hi, sure, yes.
Didn't you move away senior year?
- Yeah, Long Island.
- Her father made
a killing in real estate.
Julie's right.
Salsa, guacamole. It is so obvious.
You know what? I think I have
some avocado in the kitchen.
- Let's take a look.
- I just want to tell you one thing.
- Did you ever think salsa or guacamole?
- Okay.
So, you... Wow.
You look, uh, really...
Oh, God.
Well, that's really...
Hey, Mary Lou!
God! Jared Schneidman?
I-I know.
D-Do you know he's engaged?
He is not! Oh, my God!
- Everybody's getting married.
- I know! It's like
a virus or something.
I know. I mean, I was,
you know, supposed to, but...
- Oh.
- You know, it didn't work out.
But, yeah...
But I thought for sure you would
have been snatched up by now.
Oh...
So you remember me?
Tom! What,
are you kidding?
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