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Season #2 Episode #2: Escaping Expulsion

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[Alador and Odalia comes out of school and descends down the steps.]

Luz:
Hey!

[Odalia glances back.]

Luz:
How dare you mess with my friends' lives! What have we ever done to you?

Odalia:
Luz, was it? Please, this isn't personal. I actually appreciate your tenacity. We're just trying to teach our daughter a valuable lesson in business.

Luz:
How does this teach anything? We're still gonna be friends with her. I'm calling applesauce on this business baloney!

Odalia:
Your human language is hard to understand, but I think I see your point. (grabs and squeezes the butterfly Alador is chasing and releases it) If you're interested in talking things through, I'm sure we can come to some sort of an agreement. (hands Luz a Blight Industry business card)

Gus:
Gus chomp! (munches on the card)

Willow:
Come on Luz, we can figure this out on our own.

Gus:
(spits out the card) That's right, we'll get back into Hexside or die trying!

Willow:
No one's dying.

Gus:
Not with that attitude.

[Willow and Gus turn and walk away.]

Odalia:
(chuckles) Yes well, when that doesn't work, you know where to find us.

[Odalia pushes Alador and they walk away together.]

[Scene cuts back to inside the Owl House. Eda is seen making a card pyramid.]

Eda:
Okay, almost got it... Glyph pyramid!

King:
And what are you expecting this glyph pyramid to do?

Eda:
It's supposed to prove that I'm the superior witch. Watch and learn.

[Eda slaps on the card pyramid but fails to do anything impressive.]

Eda:
Ugh, okay let's think. Bile sacs have different spell phlegm sloshing around together. So why can't I mix these up too?!

King:
But those are disgusting liquids, these are symbols from the isles. Maybe there's a different way to combine them.

Eda:
Hmmm...

Hooty:
(outside) Hootly-mootly!

[Eda looks outside the window.]

[Lilith creates an ice crown using glyph combo and puts it atop Hooty's head.]

Hooty:
Ohhh!!!

[Eda looks with a jealous expression.]

[Lilith makes 2 popsicles using glyph combos and offers Hooty one.]

Hooty:
Ohhh!!! (munches on popsicle) Ummm!!!

[Lilith creates a swan Hooty ice sculpture using glyph combo.]

Hooty:
Whoahahaha!!! I bet even Eda couldn't do that! Wow!

[Eda growls angrily.]

King:
Maybe if you just learn the basics like Luz said-

Eda:
I don't have time for basics. I'm on to something, and I'll prove it!

[Eda cracks her knuckles and starts drawing something on a notepad.]

[Scene cuts back to 3 posters showing that Willow, Luz and Gus are banned from Hexside.]

Luz:
Operation Change Bump's Mind. Let's go!

[Scene cuts to Principal Bump looking at pictures of him and the trio taken during grom night with a sad expression. Someone knocks on the window, there's a basket from the trio with a note pleading Principal Bump to un-expel them, a drawing of him, and a disfigured cake which is supposed to resemble his face. Principal Bump gets spooked by the cake and throws it down, hitting the trio on the head. The trio then try to enter by pretending to be Hexside teachers using Gus' illusion magic, but bump into Principal Bump and the teachers outside. Principal Bump breaks their illusion spell and the trio backs off. Principal Bump turns and walks away with tears. The trio then try to fly inside using Eda's staff, but backs off when Principal Bump points a crossbow at them. ]

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