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Season #1 Episode #17: Wing It Like Witches

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[Hooty releases Lilith, who falls to the floor.]

Eda:
Lilith.

Lilith:
Edalyn.

Hooty:
[pops up between them] Hooty!

Eda:
Ugh. Scram, Hooty.

Hooty:
Okay!

[Hooty's body retracts back into the front door, which then promptly slams shut.]

Lilith:
Why are you in your old uniform?

Eda:
No reason. It’s laundry day. What are you doing here?

Lilith:
[summons scroll, clears throat, reads] Edalyn Clawthorne, you are hereby under arrest by the order of the Emperor of the Boiling Isles—

[Eda uses her magic to roll up the scroll, which smacks Lilith in the face.]

Lilith:
Ah!

Eda:
You were saying?

Lilith:
Come on! I have to bring you in. It’s time for you to join the coven. The Emperor has big plans for the Isles, and he wants you to be a part of it all.

Eda:
[picks up the photo album; sarcastically] Ooh, Aah. What an incredible opportunity for me.

Lilith:
What are you even looking at? [grabs the photo album from Eda] Grudgby pictures? Feeling sentimental?

Eda:
Pah! Me? Never. I was just telling King here how good I was. [summons Grudgby ball]

Lilith:
Oh, Edalyn. Not only is the curse affecting your hair, but your memory as well.

[Lilith holds up the picture of young Eda, unfolding it to reveal a young Lilith with an even larger grudgby trophy, and several medals.]

Eda:
[groans] Ah, tell you what. I’ll go with you peacefully to the Emperor...

Lilith:
Really?

Eda:
Sure. If you beat me at a game of Grudgby. Luz is always challenging people to things. Why not me?

Lilith:
Hmm... Game on.

[Cut back to Hexside.]

Willow:
Luz, what are you doing?

Luz:
I’m just following Amity’s advice. Boscha only speaks in Grudgby terms. Trust me, I have a plan.

[Luz walks up to Boscha, who is exiting the building.]

Boscha:
Okay, maybe it’s the altitude of the second floor, but I thought I heard you say that Leaf Girl wanted to challenge me to a Grudgby match.

Luz:
That’s right! We’ll settle this once and for all on the field.

[Students flank both of them. Willow runs up between them.]

Willow:
Or we could just talk about our issues.

Boscha:
Let’s do this.

Willow:
Oh, no.

Luz:
If Willow’s team wins, you don’t get to pick on her anymore.

Boscha:
Fine! And when we win, Willow and your team will be our water gofers.

Luz:
Ha! That’s not even a punishment. I love water.

Boscha:
And we get to use you as target practice.

[Boscha throws the ball and kicks it, sending it straight through a tree trunk. The hole smokes.]

Boscha:
See you after school, losers.

[The Banshees leave. The entire tree catches fire.]

Oracle Student:
Whoo-hoo! Willow verses Boscha!

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