The Owl House Page #4

Season #1 Episode #13: The First Day

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Luz:
What is this place?

Principal Bump:
This is the place where all troublemakers go. [turns Luz's sleeves and leggings dark gray] The detention track.

Luz:
[gasps] Nooooo! Detention track? But this can't be possible, I-I thought I--

Principal Bump:
Yes. Actual detention still needs... repairs. In the meantime, I am keeping all troublemakers far away from the eyes of the inspector. You may try for a new track next year.

Luz:
But I'll be back in the human world by then.

Principal Bump:
Maybe you'll do better in human school.

[The door closes as Principal Bump leaves. Luz smiles awkwardly at everyone in the room, then sits at the desk.]

Luz:
Hello, fellow detentioners. Room for one more? [looks around] I like the little spikeys in your hair.

Detention Teacher: Hey! You all better be quiet, unless you want to scrub the classroom again.

Luz:
Hey, don't blame any of them. I'm the one that started talking.

Detention Teacher: Oh hurray. A hero.

[A mop and bucket appear in Luz's hands.]

Luz:
[walks off] Aw farts.

[Viney watches Luz walk off and smiles. Cut to King walking up to a trashcan.]

King:
Time to scrounge through the trash- [yelps]

[He jumps in head first. Inside is an empty box of donuts with frosting rings. King licks the frosting.]

Teacher:
That's it! I'm sick of someone eating all the donuts in the teacher's lounge. I quit!

[A tie is tossed onto King's head. He tries to take it off and knocks the trashcan over, rolling into a classroom while wearing the tie. The students all stare at him.]

Student #1:
Are you our substitute?

King:
Substitute? I ain't no desk jockey.

Student #2:
Look at his professional looking tie! He must be!

King:
Nyah! [hops onto desk] Can it, Fangs! You don't know diddly dang about squiddly squat!

Student #2:
Uh, yes, sir! Sorry, sir! [bows]

King:
Obedience? Well, what is a teacher if not an authority figure? A king of children, if you will. [runs to front of the room] Yes! I am your teacher! You may call me Mr. King!

[King looks at them all in annoyance and starts clapping. The class applauds. King beams. Cut to the detention room, where the Detention Teacher is asleep and Luz is polishing the bars on the windows. A teacher walks past the window outside with younger kids following her.]

Spider Teacher:
Alright, kids. Who wants to go on a field trip to the astral planes?

Braxas:
Yay!

Student #3:
I do!

Luz:
I do.

Willow:
Luz!

Luz:
Oh, my gosh! I missed you so much. Let me squeeze your faces. [squeezes Willow's face]

Gus:
What's going on? We didn't see you in any classes.

Luz:
Principal Bump put me in the detention track for mixing magic.

Willow:
The detention track? You can't do anything in there.

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