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Season #1 Episode #13: The First Day

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Gus:
You did it, Luz! [summons letters reading out "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!"] Sorry, I was, uh, covering all my bases.

Willow:
So, do you know who those witches are? [gestures to nine banners] Those are the heads of the main nine covens. Each one excelled at a magic school like Glandus, St. Epiderm, and, of course, Hexside. Are you prepared to enter these hallowed halls?

Luz:
Hmm, that's what I'm gonna figure out right now. [goes inside] See you on the other side, friends.

Gus:
See you later, Luz. [summons letters spelling out "GOODBYE FOREVER!"] You know what? I'm uh, I'ma just get rid of these.

[Cut to Principal Bump's office, where he's watching a crystal ball.]

Perry:
[on the crystal ball] A terrible development at Glandus High School. Students and teachers were found unconscious and without magic. The cause remains unknown.

Principal Bump:
Ha! Take that, Glandus! Looks like this year's Grudgby match is going to be a forfeit.

[door closes]

Luz:
Hiya, Princy-B! Can I call you that?

Principal Bump:
Absolutely not. Now, today we'll be visited by the Emperor's Coven for a routine inspection. If we want to impress them, you'll need to join a coven track before they arrive.

Luz:
Actually, Principal Bump, I've made my own schedule. [unfurls a scroll] First, Vet Care for Mythical Beasts, then Healing and Dealing, and then after lunch-

Principal Bump:
[laughs] Studying multiple tracks at once? No one does that.

Luz:
Then I'll be the first.

Principal Bump:
[very serious] No, you won't. [holds up rule book with Emperor's Coven logo on it] According to the rules, a good witch needs to hocus-focus. You can only pick one of the nine tracks. [points to the track banners above him] And you do not want to embarrass me in front of the inspector.

Luz:
But all the tracks are so cool! Is there some sort of enchanted article of clothing that could sort this out for me?

Principal Bump:
Well there used to be, but...

[Flashback to Principal Bump holding the Choosy Hat, a brown classic witch's hat, over a young student's head.]

Young Student:
Oh, I'm so excited!

[The Choosy Hat is placed on their head. It turns around, a scarecrow-like face on the pointed part.]

Choosy Hat:
And now... I feed! [brim grows teeth and closes around the student's head]

Young Student:
Aaa!

[Cut back to the present.]

Principal Bump:
[shudders]

Luz:
I don't know if I can choose just one.

Principal Bump:
Then I'll choose one for you. [points to the track banners] Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! Ah, yes! The Potions track. You humans are filled with liquids, right?

[Principal Bump casts a spell that changes the sleeves and leggings of Luz's uniform yellow.]

Luz:
Oh, I guess I have always liked pouring things into other things.

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