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Season #1 Episode #12: Adventures in the Elements

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Luz:
Amity! [slips] Wha... What are you doing here?

Amity:
I'm here to train. I'm trying to beat Ed and Em's highest score on the exam.

Emira:
[popping up from behind Amity] Aw, Mittens. That's impossible!

Edric:
[also popping up from behind Amity] She still needs to use a training wand to learn new spells. So what are you workin' on? Something powerful?

Luz:
Yup! Powerful spells! I'm workin' on one that's so crazy! Eda's a pretty incredible teacher.

Eda:
[carrying a basket of snowballs] Luz! I should now teach you how to identify different types of snow- by taste! [holds out a snowball] Go on, eat the snow. [shoves it in Luz's face]

Emira:
Is this some kind of... special magic?

Amity:
Ahem. I don't think the Owl Lady wants to show us any of her powerful spells. [leaves]

Eda:
[points at her mouth full of snowballs; swallows] Oooh. Brain freeze! Brain freeze!

Emira:
See you around, human! Good luck with your, uh, training.

[Edric picks up a clump of snow and tries to lick it. Emira knocks it out of his hand and drags him away.]

Edric:
Aw.

[Edric and Luz wave to each other.]

Luz:
Eda! Can you please take this seriously?

Eda:
You need to take me seriously. Go taste snow without my guidance, see where it gets you.

Luz:
[looks downcast]

Eda:
Oh. [sighs] Don't worry kid. [ruffles Luz's hair] If you listen to me, soon you'll be doing stuff like that.

[They look at the Blights. Amity reads from Magic 101, then aims her training wand at a tree and draws a spell circle with it. The produced fireball destroys the tree. The battery light on the training wand flashes.]

Eda:
And it won't be with some wack training wand, it'll be the real deal. But you have to trust me, okay?

Luz:
[nods] Okay. I trust you.

Eda:
We've covered snow, so now it's on to smelling moss. [pulls moss out of her pocket] Now the trick is, [shoves the moss up her nose] you really gotta get it up in there.

[Luz's expression falls. Cut to outside of the Owl House.]

King:
This is ludicrous! I once led armies. I can lead a dang boot camp! But I have no recruits. [looks at New Guy and Francois] Or do I?

Hooty:
Yep! It's your faithful pal Hooty reporting for duty! Up at dawn, taking orders all day long!

King:
Ugh, no! You are too desperate! [goes inside, returns with all his toys] Role call! [says their names as he puts them down] New Guy, Aloysius Turtle, Chip, Beefy Bob, Francois. [pause, picks up Francois] Oh, you're perfect already! As for the rest of you, I'm only saying this once so listen up!

[New Guy falls onto Aloysius Turtle.]

King:
Huh it's no fun if they don't tremble.

Vegetables:
[laugh, throw cooking supplies off cliff; cheer]

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