The Other Woman Page #4

a shallow puddle...

...of age-appropriate

men who are old...

...and gross and

I don't want to do that!

I know that you think

it's that bad,

but honestly, it's a lot worse.

You know why?

Even if you meet a nice guy... and by "nice"...

...I mean that he's not

an obvious sociopath...

you can't get

excited about it...

...because it's just

a matter of time before

someone gets bored and unhappy

and is saying it's over.

And that's a happy ending.

A shitty ending...

...is that there's

lying and cheating

and you ambush

Prince Charming's wife.

You're saying

I should stay with him.

I'm saying everything fails eventually

and monogamy is not natural.

If you can live with that, like

the French, then stay put.

But if you can't, I suggest you

get a game plan and leave.

But what about the people who try to

work it out? Maybe that's an option.

Cheaters don't change.

And if you work it out, he's

just going to do it again.

You'll end up back

where you started,

wishing you'd left

the first time around.

But that's just me.

He's your husband.

What does your gut tell you?

Jesus Christ!

It was just a burp.

Can I get some napkins?

That was throw-up.

Ah!

Oh, my God!

Okay, great, come on. Let's get in the car.

Come on, come on.

Okay, okay.

Bye! See you later!

Bye, see you later!

Bye, I'm going.

This is a bag full of vomit.

It's not my first.

Come on,

let's get you in the car.

Get into the...

That's enough.

No, don't go just yet.

Just one kiss.

One kiss and good-bye.

Okay, that was it.

Okay, let's go.

Let's get into the car.

Be very careful.

I don't want to go.

Put your foot down.

Please go.

Let me just... Wait.

How are you doing that?

Okay, let's go this way.

All right.

Get over.

It's a step down.

Step down. Step down.

Okay, there you go.

There you go.

It's really nice,

what you're doing for her.

Yeah, that's me...

Mistress of the Year.

Okay, Fernando, go, go, go!

Best night ever!!!

Ever!!!

Bye!

Yes!

Holy sh*t.

Call me!

That is so weird.

My husband likes this pasta.

Milk?

My husband prefers goat.

My husband likes a meaty sauce.

...doing the Benson

Depo on Tuesday...

...but if we want it on video, I

need a different court reporter.

Kate King is at security.

What?

Kate King.

Excuse me.

What's up, Leonard?

Hey, Miss Whitten.

Ray Charles over here

tried to pass herself off

as a blind woman

to get upstairs.

Oh, no, I didn't!

I'm wearing these glasses

because I look like sh*t.

He saw the dog and drew

his own conclusions.

That did not happen.

And if I was Ray Charles, I

would actually be blind and...

...need this dog, so thanks

for making no sense.

What is it?

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