The Olivia Experiment Page #4

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Here's Julian.

Hi, Julian!

I didn't know

we were starting already.

Oh, no, we're not.

Can I talk to you a minute?

He's not due back yet.

Objectively, I'm about

to have this experience

with a highly desirable

specimen.

[EXHALES]

I think I'm gonna pass out.

Um, I think I'm gonna go home.

Um, bye, guys.

Bye.

Oh! Um, uh.

Oh, you're leaving?

Yes, I'm going.

Uh, I'll see you later.

Ok, um... bye.

OLIVIA:
They were making out

or something,

with me in the next room.

He needs to prove

his loyalty.

She needs to mark him

with her scent.

I guess this is how

they reaffirm their love.

I mean,

perhaps Felisha is seeking

to validate their relationship

through the ease

with which she can just

give Julian away.

It's natural.

Natural.

Strip.

Ok.

Ok.

Um...

Uh...

Um...

Uh...

James!

James, can you come

in here for a second, please?

Um...

Oh! Oh!

That sh*t's hot.

Can you help me please?

I'm not familiar

with that region.

Yeah, duh, but I seem to have

the muslin stuck or something.

I can't...

I think you're supposed

to apply baby oil first.

Will you just help me,

please?!

This is like hardening into a

relief sculpture as we speak.

I don't know what to do...

Aah!

I'm sorry.

It was the best way.

Oh! You a**hole!

You want some tea?

Ow!

[PLASTIC RUSTLING]

This was a mistake.

[SCOFFS]

You'll be fine.

You have no idea

what it's like.

The standards

are every bit as high

if not higher

for gay guys.

It's basically impossible

for anyone sleeping with men.

Well then,

why am I doing this?

It was inevitable,

after you found out about me.

You seemed approachable.

You were a non-threat.

I'll always be here for you...

as a last resort...

Thanks.

But the blind leading

the disgusted?

Pass.

You can just shave the pubes

on the other side.

Uh, God! I'm just not

cut out for sex.

This will help.

[IMITATES HORN]

James, you shouldn't have.

Oh.

If you're set

on filming yourself,

you might as well wear

something pretty.

It goes like that.

It goes like that.

Oh, stop it.

Thank you.

OLIVIA:
So far the experiment

seems to be going as planned.

I'm learning a lot.

More than I even wanted

to know perhaps.

But I should reveal to you

a little bit

about my methodology

So, CJ?

Come out, reveal yourself.

Come. Come on.

What?

What do you want?

Introduce yourself,

please.

I'm CJ. Am I done?

No. CJ is our camerawoman.

And just to be completely

honest,

she's also the person that I

made out with in Bye Bye Birdie.

But, CJ is gay, in practice,

and I am asexual...

Heh.

in theory.

Right.

OLIVIA:
How do you know, like,

how do you know for sure?

How did I know

I was a lesbian?

I just, you just know.

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