The Old Man Who Read Love Stories Page #4
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She's a good servant and she
makes me a bit of money
on the side.
But she's getting subversive
ideas.
- Ideas.
- Yes, ideas!
What's wrong with ideas?
of things.
We don't want that, do we?
The natural order of things is upset
already. She's hunting men now.
Josefina?
No,
the jaguar.
We'll have to do something
about that then, won't we?
You're slowing down.
Back so soon, Rubicondo?
Yeah.
There was a woman's husband
waiting for me...
with a gun...
pointed at me.
- You're here for the rains then?
- Yeah.
You're looking very thoughtful,
Old Man.
Out with it.
There is a set of 5-centimetre
claws
waiting for me in the jungle.
How so?
I suspect the Slimy Toad is planning
a hunting expedition.
Well, just tell him that you're
too old for that kind of thing.
He's got one over me.
I'm not getting very far
with this.
Ardently.
Ardently. How do you kiss
someone ardently?
This Paul clearly is not
respectable
or else he wouldn't be kissing her
in the presence of the gondolier.
Obviously, this is not a kiss
to remember a life by.
A bit like my friend, the dentist.
I can just guess how he kisses.
Ah, so maybe
But could he do that in a gondola
without tipping it over?
I can barely
see the word clearly,
much less work out what it means.
I'm a fool.
A man who reads love stories
and admits it
is less of a fool than one who beats
his wife thinking she loves it.
Maybe I'm not.
Okay.
Let's put Rubicondo the Dentist
in Paul's place and see if it works.
"Rubicondo kissed her
ardently".
Oh, yeah,
I can imagine that.
Hold it!
It's Alkaseltzer's mule.
- Where is Alkaseltzer?
- That's it.
Search party in the morning.
We'll see who can kill the best,
us or that jaguar.
We do not hunt the jaguar.
Their flesh is not edible,
and one skin is enough to make
adornments that last a generation.
The white man hunter,
carrying a gun,
violates death with the poison
of pain.
I brought you the best part
of the liver.
Thank you.
Listen, old fellow.
Talking
helps people see eye to eye.
I ought to have you arrested
for squatting but we're friends.
And as one hand washes the other
and both wipe the sh*t off,
we must help each other.
These are very important
gringos, my friends.
They want to see the real jungle
and I've told them only you
can show it to them.
It's a juicy deal and I'll cut
you in on it.
How about this, huh?
How much for the photograph?
Old Man? How much for the photo?
First time I fired this gun,
Tell this bastard gringo if he doesn't
put that photo back,
I'll pump two rounds straight
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