The Offspring Page #4

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Lookin' for somethin'?

Give me that!

No! No! Give me that!

God damn it!

B*tch!

Ugh!

Good shot.

The swamp will handle the leftovers.

Aah!

Ah, see you wakin' up.

That's nice.

You know, you almost

went to sleep for good.

Who are you, old man?

Felder is my name.

Guess you're hungry, ain't ya?

Yeah.

I feel I haven't had

anything to eat in days.

That's 'cause you ain't.

Lucky for you I came along.

Here. Try this.

Old-timer.

You live... live here all alone?

Not now.

How would you like to go out

and pick some mushrooms

with me tonight?

It'll be a full moon soon.

Are you crazy?

I hardly got the strength to sit up.

Yeah, I know.

I thought you would get

your strength back a mite sooner.

Is that right?

I think a man like you ought to have

a lot a-waitin' back home.

Oh! Yeah?

What the hell

is that supposed to mean?

Nothin'.

It's nice to have

some company around for a change.

It's been a long time.

How long, uh,

you been livin' out here,

old-timer?

Oh, I don't know.

- It's been a while.

- Been a while.

You know, you're not much

for answering questions, are you?

What's this thing?

It's a buffalo.

Beautiful animals.

You know, if you would be

still and quiet,

the whole herd

would stay in one spot.

You could just carve

until your heart's content.

You're crazy, you know that?

There ain't been

no herds of buffalo around

for a long time.

Think I'm goin' out now.

Be back soon.

What the hell is he up to?

What the hell is this?

"Freed Slave."

"1871.

1938."

I don't believe it.

How many lifetimes have you had,

Felder Evans?

Ah, see you feelin' better.

Why are you sittin' in the dark?

Don't you know

that's bad on the eyes?

Seems like maybe I've been in the dark

about a lot of things, old man.

You gonna be old yourself one day

real soon, Jesse.

Just how old are you,

Felder Evans?

How old do you think I am?

About, uh...

200 years old.

You see, uh...

I been goin' through

your memory book.

You got no business doin' that.

Oh, sorry about that.

- Tell me, old-timer.

- Tell you what?

How do you do it?

It's got somethin' to do with that...

that spooky mumbo-jumbo stuff you do

all through the night, ain't it?

- Is that what you think?

- Yeah, that's what I think.

And I also think

a talent like yours, probably,

you could live forever.

That is, uh...

as long as you share...

long as you show me how to do it.

Do you realize what you got,

old man?

You got the key to life!

Eternal life!

We could be the richest men

in the world.

I don't need money.

Yeah, well, I do!

And you're gonna show me

how to do it.

You'd have to be here an awful long time

to know what I know.

Anything you say...

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