The Odd Couple Page #2
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- Year:
- 1968
- 105 min
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why you're calling.
I'm a week behind
with the check, right?
Four weeks? It's not possible.
It's not possible.
Blanche, I keep a record
of every check in my files here.
I happen to know
Look, don't threaten me
with jail, Blanche,
because it's not a threat.
With my expenses and my alimony,
more pay than I do.
Very nice language
in front of the children.
I'm $800 behind in alimony.
Let's raise the stakes.
She can do it.
What?
Throw you in jail.
If she can't aggravate me
once a week, she's not happy.
Aren't you worried
about the kids?
The kids are living
in their grandfather's house
with a swimming pool
in California.
Can we just play cards?
I said you'd get into trouble.
I should know...
I'm your accountant.
If you're my accountant,
how come I need money?
If you need money,
how come you play poker?
Because I need money.
You always lose.
That's why I need money.
Then don't play.
Then don't come to my house
and eat my potato chips!
Beautiful.
Beautiful, man.
Why are you yelling?
We're playing a friendly game.
Who's playing?
We've been talking since 8:00.
Since 7:
00! I said thenI'd leave at 12:
00.You want a banana in the mouth?
All right.
All right. All right!
Calm down! Calm down!
Take it easy.
I could arrest
Let's just play cards,
and please hold them up.
I can't see
where I marked them.
He owes money to everyone,
and he still
won't take it seriously.
Life goes on, even for those
who are divorced,
broke, and sloppy.
Hello. Divorced,
broke, and sloppy.
Hello, sweetheart.
Yes, darling.
Yes. Listen, darling,
I told you not to call me
during the game.
I can't talk to you now.
Hee hee hee!
You know I do, darling.
Yeah. Hold on just a second.
Murray, it's your wife.
I wish you were having
an affair with her.
Then she wouldn't bother me.
Hello, Mimi.
"What time are you
coming home?"
"About 12:
00, 12:30."About 12:
00, 12:30.Why, what do you want, Mimi?
A corned-beef sandwich
and strawberry malted?
Is she pregnant again?
No, just fat.
How could you hear?
I had the phone over my chest.
Who, Felix?
No, he didn't show up tonight.
What's wrong?
You're kidding.
No. How should I know?
All right, all right, Mimi.
I'll take care of it.
Goodbye.
What did I tell you?
Felix is missing.
What do you mean, missing?
He didn't go to work
or come home.
Mimi just spoke to his wife.
Wait. No one
is missing for one day.
Maybe he had an accident.
They would have heard.
If he's in a gutter,
who would know him?
He's got 92 credit cards.
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