The Nothing Men Page #3
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- 2010
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and you'll be rewarded.
You'll both be out on the
street.
You're a f***ing smart ass,
aren't you Jack?
No, I'm just a mate that has an
opinion.
Nobody wants to hear it.
Maybe not Des, but what
if they knew their wives were being f***ed
What are you talking about? You
know what I'm talking about?
Shut up!
(Soft music)
(Soft music)
(Soft music)
The bloke down the street might
know better jokes.
(Honking) Ah, munchies.
Finally! (Laughter)
Can I have two sausage sandwiches, two pies
with sauce, a packet of chicken chips,
two strawberry milks. You sure
eat a lot for a little guy.
Des, this must be killing him.
I wouldn't put up with it.
Look it.
I can't believe you and Louise
are doing it man.
She's just beautiful.
the one.
Really? Absolutely.
(Laughter)
Hello. How are you? Good.
Did you miss me? Mmm-hmm. How
much?
That much.
Sorry Vince. The usual?
(Crinkling)
What are we doing tonight?
As long as I'm with you, I
don't care.
(Crinkling)
(Laughter) (Jingling)
(Laughter)
You're the biggest spunk in the
world.
You are.
(Ominous music)
(Rain)
(Rain)
(Screeching)
(Heavy breathing)
(Soft music)
(Soft music)
The inlaws last night Des. I swear
the old dragon is getting uglier.
I spent last night in bed with
Louise.
You're joking.
Did you have sexual
intercourse?
No, I wouldn't let her.
Of course we had sex! What is
she like?
Does she do everything? The
works mate. Does she pop?
You're cumming in your pants
Vince. Go to the bathroom.
Sex is all in the mind.
Especially you Vince. What do
you mean, especially me?
Let's face it, you're a garden gnome
and if you keep thinking about
the beaver you're only going to
go crazy. Why?
Because you won't be getting
any. Why not?
I just told you. Your appearance
is your main obstacle.
Obviously, there is no mirrors at
your place, Des. What's that smell?
You been smoking that sh*t
again?
You were warned yesterday. The new
bloke turns up and smells that sh*t
we're all f***ed.
Don't let him out!
(Intense music)
You think it's a joke, don't you.
Put him in the vice on the bench. I
worked all my f***ing life for this.
You're not gonna f*** it up.
(Groaning)
You were told yesterday,
weren't you? Yes.
You know, what I'm going to
chop off. You do, don't you?
Here it comes. Here it comes.
You little prick. I'm serious.
That's enough Jack. No it's not
enough Wesley.
We got two weeks to go and this b*tch
is gonna f*** it up for all of us.
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