The New Yoda Chronicles: Clash Of The Skywalkers Page #3

I told you to go on that diet.

Quickly now, saddle up!

Way to go, professor!

I will destroy you.

You will try.

All part of the plan.

We really need a railing in here!

That's what I keep saying.

He tricked us.

That's the same stunt I did on Naboo.

He pulled an Anakin on me.

I'll get that copycat.

- Are you all right?

- Of course.

I'm feeling fine, and ready to command.

Good, because a bunch of

rebel ships are attacking.

- Guess that this is!

- It's a trap!

It's a tra...

Oh, you already said it.

- Do something evil!

- My lord, might I suggest we run?

That sounds good too.

Han, we're here.

Where's the landing area?

- Repeat, where is the landing area?

- We're almost there.

We'll switch on the

Falcon's landing lights.

- I can't find the keys.

- Were they in your left pocket, sir?

- Yes...

- Then they fell out when the wampa

hung us upside-down in the cave.

And you didn't tell me?

What's wrong with you?

Wrong with me?

Might I point out that

I saved your lives?

Yeah, and now you're

gonna get us killed.

What?!

That's what's in your

bandolier? Candles?

- I know you're a sensitive guy.

- Oh, my. Incoming.

No, homecoming!

Told you we'd make it.

Yeah. Good think we

didn't jinx anything by...

I knew you'd come through for us.

All thanks to Chewie.

What about me?

Aw, does Threepio want

a thank you kiss?

No, that is really not necessary.

All I wanted was a little appreciation.

I insist.

Let me give you a widdle kiss

so your widdle feelings don't get hurt.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

My lips are stuck!

I told you not to do it.

Shoo. Shoo!

Get away! Get away!

Irritating rebels.

It's no fun when you're

the one being fired on.

Where did he go?

Oh, no, you don't.

So after all

this holocron business,

it comes down to just the two of us.

I'd be disappointed if it hadn't.

Great. Just great.

No! Artoo!

Wow. That felt good.

- Bring it on, boy.

- Oh, it's brought!

Not look at this, can I.

Yes, wake me when it's over.

You've learned much from

the holocron, young one,

but you'll remember

this lesson the most.

Because it's your last!

This is your last chance

to surrender, Vader.

Me? Surrender?

I'd laugh if it didn't sound weird

and cause me horrible pain.

I've got something more powerful

than you could ever have.

What could you possibly have

that's more fearsome than me?

You'll see.

Toss another rock at me.

Uh, you're supposed to be scared now.

Why do you think I shot you down

on this asteroid in the first place?

Because you knew the monster lived here?

Uh, yeah.

Is my Snookums hungry?

Whoa!

Wow, it's really gross in here.

You win this one, but

the Jedi will return!

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