The Net 2.0 Page #3

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Look, first, my luggage is just gone...

...like the guy I'm supposed to travel

with, and now I can't get in my room.

- No, I just wanna go to my room...

- Hey, hey.

- What?

- Are you all right?

No! Wait a minute.

Are you American?

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God, thank God!

Oh, my God.

I just wanna go to my room,

you know?

Yeah, I do. Well, they said

it's gonna be about an hour.

Oh, no.

Hey. You wanna get a cup of coffee?

My treat.

I have a better idea.

Can we have a drink?

Okay? Okay.

Oh, thank God.

What kind of name is Z.Z.?

Apparently, I was conceived

to a ZZ Top song.

So I don't know,

this is not what I expected.

I actually didn't know

what to expect.

- I'm glad I'm here, though.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- For a job?

Someone called me out of the blue,

had apparently checked me out.

I was so excited,

I sent him a dozen roses.

I haven't sent a guy roses in my life.

- So are you gonna stay?

- Yeah, I...

I kind of have to.

- You have to?

- Yeah, whatever.

Just make the best out of whatever

situation you're in, you know?

Right.

Well, I'm glad you're here.

Maybe we can explore together.

- It'll be fun.

- I'd like that.

- Hope, listen...

- Hello!

I'll make a good deal for you, huh?

- Pretty scarf, see?

- No.

Are you married, girls?

I can give you a tour in the harem...

...like no one ever seen before.

- At the Topkapi Palace.

- Okay.

No?

No!

- Hello?

- It's Ali. Good morning.

We have your first assignment.

Galata Financial.

Their security system is failing,

vulnerable to attack.

They need our best...

...smartest, cleverest.

- I'm anxious to get started.

First I need to go to the consulate

and get my visa straightened out.

Then right after,

they'll be expecting you.

Sounds great. Just send the directions

and info to my Pocket PC, please.

Yes, okay.

Hi.

Could you connect me

with Z.Z. Jackson's room?

Of course.

I'm sorry, but we don't have anyone

registered under that name.

Well, that's impossible.

She checked in yesterday.

No.

There seems

to be a misunderstanding.

Okay. Thank you.

- Taxi.

- Taxi!

Thank you.

- Look what I have for you right here.

- Yes!

Brand-new. You won't have any

problem getting a work visa with that.

Thank you so much. That was

so easy. It usually takes, like...

- This is not me.

- Everybody hates their picture.

- You should see mine.

- No, that's my picture...

...that's my address.

But that's not my name.

My name is Hope Cassidy,

this says...

- Kelly Roos.

- Yeah.

- Are you sure this isn't you?

- Yes, I'm sure this is not me!

- You have to change it.

- We're just a consulate.

We can do renewals of passports

here, but reissues...

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