The Naughty Nineties Page #4

Synopsis: In the gay '90s, cardsharps take over a Mississippi riverboat from a kindly captain. Their first act is to change the showboat into a floating gambling house. A ham actor and his bumbling sidekick try to devise a way to help the captain regain ownership of the vessel.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Jean Yarbrough
Production: Universal Pictures
 
IMDB:
7.5
APPROVED
Year:
1945
76 min
279 Views


No, no. I'm gonna play 20. You play 20 too.

That's two different numbers. Let's

play the same number. Let's play 30.

All right. You play 30,

and I'll play 30 too. Okay.

No, no, no! Well, what do you want to do?

Let's play the same number. You can't

play 32 and me... What do you want to do?

Let's both play 33. All

right, here. Put it on 33.

On 33. 33. There it is. Number 33.

What are you doing?

Up on the board! Here's 33.

- Over there.

- Hm-hmm.

On the board!

What are you doing?

Thirty-three.

Come on, get down.

See here. See?

Come here, come here.

- Hey.!

- Oh! Thirty-three!

Win.! win.!

Twenty-six black

the winner.

The house wins.

Get your bets down.

Hey, wait a minute! What kind of a

ball is that? It's got the hiccups.

Hiccups?

It's...

It was in thirty... Get your

bets down, ladies and gentlemen.

Come on, we're

playing 33 again.

Thirty-three!

We win!

Wait. Thirteen black the winner.

Nobody on it.

The house wins.

Get your bets down,

ladies and gentlemen.

Uh, mister, we wanna

play 33 just once more.

This time

you're gonna get stuck.

Thirty-three.

Whoo.

- Thirty-three.! We win.!

- We win.

We win. Thirty-three.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Captain Sam, I think this place

is crooked. Let's get out of here.

That's right. I'll show you

to the door. Here we go again.

Open the door.

I hope that's

the end of that.

I didn't even get hurt.

Get out ofhere.!

Good evening, gentlemen.

Give me that money. Now, we've gotta

find some way of getting back in there...

and get Captain Sam out.

Wait a minute.

I've got an idea.

If we could scare everybody out of that

gambling room, we could save Captain Sam.

Come on.

I'll put the bearskin on.

You go into the gambling room...

and tell everybody to run for

their lives, the bear is loose.

Then I'll come in and

scare 'em all out. Okay.

I gotta keep playing.

It's gettin' awful fuzzy...

I can't see the cards

very good. Hmm?

Hey, everybody!

Run for the hills!

The bear is loose!

Come on!

Everything's all right, ladies and

gentlemen. Just keep on playing.

Get your bets down.

Did you people

hear what I said?

The bear's loose.!

Run for the hills.!

Mr. Broadhurst, I thought

you would never get here.

Go ahead, scare 'em.

Ah-ha!

Mr. Broadhurst, you look

like a real bear.

Oh, you even smell

like a real bear.

Come on. Cut it out.

Don't...

Mr. Broadhurst, I don't

want any more of that.

Cut it out. Mr. Broadhurst, I don't

want you playin' around like that.

Look, Mr. Broadhurst...

Look, you forgot to brush

your teeth this morning!

Don't talk to me like a bear.

Talk real English.

Let me take the head

off you now, Mr. Broadhurst.

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