The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 85 min
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Oh, this...
This is a rare Samurai pen,
a gift from Emperor Hirohito.
Unbreakable.
Impervious to everything but water.
- Its value is beyond estimation.
- That's fascinating.
But I'm sure you didn't pay this
visit for a lecture on fine art.
To what do I owe the honour?
I'm investigating the attempted
murder of a dock worker,
a man named Nordberg,
a police officer.
He is still alive, then?
He was shot six times.
Fortunately, the bullets missed
every vital organ.
- The salt water preserved him.
- So they...
So they got him
to the hospital in time?
He's in the intensive care ward
at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.
This certainly comes
as a shock to me.
As you know, I'm not the kind of man
who takes such things lightly.
There is no room in my organisation
for criminal activity.
Look out there - a vast
commercial development built by me.
Do you have any idea what was
out there just five years ago?
You bet you do. Orange groves!
Acres of them.
As far as the eye could see.
But now that land will generate
ten times the amount of profit.
Are you all right, Lieutenant?
Let me get you some Kleenex.
Has this officer -
What's his name? Nordberg -
been able to tell you anything?
Well, he hasn't been able
to tell us a thing so far,
but as soon as
he regains consciousness,
we'll see if he
can still play the guitar.
- Pardon?
- I've taken up a lot of your time.
I'd like to look
at your employment records
and speak to someone in Personnel.
Of course.
- Dominique, send in Miss Spencer.
- Yes, sir.
I am quite busy making arrangements
for the royal visit,
but I will have my assistant
provide you with anything you need.
You've been very co-operative.
I'll note that in my report.
My pleasure.
Miss Spencer! This is
Lieutenant Drebin from Police Squad.
Hello... Mr Drebin.
Hello.
Oh!
Her hair was the colour
of gold in old paintings.
She had a full set of curves
and the kind of legs
you'd like to suck on for a day.
She gave me a look
I could feel in my hip pocket.
Yep, this was starting
to get interesting.
- Nice beaver.
- Thank you.
- I just had it stuffed.
- Let me help you with that.
This should be
what you're looking for -
the shipping and employment records
for Pier 32.
Thank you.
I've heard police work is dangerous.
Yes, that's why I carry a big gun.
Couldn't it go off accidentally?
I used to have that problem.
What did you do about it?
That's a honey of an ankle-bracelet
you have there.
Did it slip down there again?
Yes, well...
and get them back to you tomorrow.
Fine, but there's no rush.
I mean, whenever you're through.
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