The Mule

Synopsis: A first time drug mule is caught by law enforcement.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Tony Mahony, Angus Sampson (co-director)
Production: Xlrator Media
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
86%
Year:
2014
103 min
2,026 Views


It's David versus Goliath

as the Aussie underdogs

take on the might of America

and history itself.

At 132 years, it's the longest winning

streak in the history of sport.

America's Cup fever

has swept the nation.

The team from Down Under are

attempting to scale the unscalable.

Even our new Prime Minister

has gotten race fever.

We have all our best wishes with you.

As I said in my message,

if it gets tight, let us know.

We'll all turn towards Newport

and blow to get you home.

We're with you, Australia II.

They're coming from a colour television

Every trick they try...

We're with you, Australia II.

We're with you, Australia II.

God bless you all for what you're doing.

It's the first of four in

the best of seven races.

Some are dubbing this the greatest

sporting event this century.

It's party time here at Rhode Island.

I can tell you they'll all

have a bellyful tonight.

I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off

I switch on, I switch off...

Drop your pants.

And your underpants, please.

Bend over.

Bend over, mate.

Now hold still.

Please lift up your scrotum.

Spread your buttocks.

Bit of hush. Alright.

Bit of hush, please. Bit of hush.

- On ya, Coach.

- Bit of hush.

Now, we've been watching

the raffle tally

for the end of season footy trip

climb pretty slowly over the last year,

but unfortunately we

didn't raise quite enough.

- Oh, come on!

- But... Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Thanks to a very generous

donation from the owner

of the fabulous Paradise

Gardens Reception Centre,

well...

Says it all. Bangkok, here we come!

Yeah!

Here to present the final

award of the evening

is that generous man himself,

our esteemed club president

Pat 'The Rat' Shepherd.

Thank you, Pat.

Thanks very much, mate.

Much appreciated.

- Thanks, mate.

- Hide your daughters.

Thank you, John.

Four wins from 18 games.

- How do you do it?

- Well...

- No, really, how do you do it?

- He was only sober for four of 'em.

Oh, Cheeky Graeme.

Listen, if your form on the

field was as good as it is off

we might have won five games!

OK, listen up.

Clubman of the Year.

Now, this year's winner

exemplifies the qualities

of a truly great clubman...

loyalty,

endurance,

resilience,

always putting the team above himself.

Now, this kid may not

kick the most goals,

he may not take the most marks,

in fact, he may not even make the

team next year, by the sounds of it.

But after playing a record

154 consecutive games,

the winner of the 1983 West

Sunshine Clubman of the Year

is the endurable Ray Jenkins!

Oh, Ray!

- Come up here, Ray.

- Good on you, mate.

- Well done. Well deserved.

- Did you know?

- Ray!

- Get that into you.

- Ray!

- Ray!

Go on, put it down, son.

Ray.

I can't believe it!

Congratulations.

Say a few words.

Th... thank you.

Just told her, 'I didn't know

it was your bloody cousin. '

It's a true story.

Not telling the one about that mole

from Essendon again, are you, Gav?

Hey, don't do anything

silly in Thailand, fellas.

- Not us.

- Never, hey?

Just be careful.

Don't come home with anything.

Go on, get out of here.

Give me a minute with him.

Still having your shindig next weekend?

Yeah, why? You need something done?

Swing by Paradise, pick up a free keg.

- What about Raymond? He going?

- Where?

Thailand, Knucklehead.

Doubt it. You'd have to

pry him off his mum's tit.

Can't have the Clubman of

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Leigh Whannell

Leigh Whannell (born 17 January 1977) is an Australian screenwriter, producer, director, and actor. He is best known for writing films directed by his friend James Wan, including Saw (2004), Dead Silence (2007), Insidious (2011), and Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013). Whannell has directed two films, Insidious: Chapter 3, released in 2015, and Upgrade, released in 2018. Whannell and Wan are the creators of the Saw franchise. Whannell wrote the first installment, co-wrote the second and third installments, was producer or executive producer for all the films, and appeared as the "Adam Stanheight" character in four of the installments. He was also the writer of the Saw video game (2009), and co-writer of the 2014 film Cooties. more…

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