The Mistle-Tones Page #4

Peppermint-barking?

Ruff-ruff-ruff!

Thanks, staci. Uhh!

But don't worry, girls.

Because, as usual,

I will fix this.

Because no one...

No one screws

with my snow belles.

Wow. Remind me never to

get on your bad side.

I didn't do this

for revenge.

It was just...

Kind of an accident.

Right. The belles

don't pick you,

so you "accidentally" open

up the Christmas spectacular

to everyone fa-LA-LA-ing

fruitcake in town.

Okay, so what do I do?

Hey, you started this.

You're gonna have to

put a group together.

Okay, okay.

I'll be in your group.

But you just called us

"fa-LA-LA-LA-ing fruitcakes".

Yeah. But the ladies

totally dig musicians.

Can you even sing?

Do you even

have a choice?

All right.

So we have you and me.

Now what?

O little town

of Bethlehem

how still

we see thee lie

What?

So tell Santa what you want

for Christmas, sweetheart.

Oh, crap!

What the hell, Mike?!

Marci!

Hey! What brings you

out to the mall?

Oh, you know damn well

what I'm doing here!

What? I thought it would be

fun to try something new.

They say variety is

the spice of life...

Shut up!

You are gonna

call off these auditions

and put the snow belles

back on that marquee!

Sorry, Marci, but I couldn't

do it even if I wanted to.

Word is out!

I had three groups sign

up just this morning!

Wouldn't be fair

to them.

Fair? You want

to know what's fair?

You son of a...

...kill you!

I'm sorry

you feel that way.

Yeah, you will

be sorry.

Boo!

Fine, we'll beat

everyone anyway!

What do you think?

Naughty list?

Psst!

Trust me. You gotta

hear this girl.

Bernie from h.R.?

I don't know about this, guys.

H.R. People weird me out.

It's always like they're trying to

catch you doing something skeezy.

Then don't do

anything skeezy.

Hey, Bernie.

Hey, Larry, holly.

I did not just look

down your shirt.

Glad to hear it.

What can I do

for you guys?

God, it is like

a day spa in here.

As a representative

of h.R.,

I have to say that this is

highly inappropriate.

Yeah, this is

a little weird.

Come on, Bernie!

Belt one out!

Show them what

you can do!

You guys are

making me nervous...

All staring at me

like that.

Here.

Just go inside,

shut the door,

and let it rip.

This feels wrong!

Just go for it!

I tell you... She's got

the voice of an angel.

Deck the...

Wait for it,

wait for it.

the halls

with boughs of holly

fa-LA-LA-LA-LA

LA-LA-LA-LA

'tis the season

to be jolly

fa-LA-LA-LA-LA

LA-LA-LA-LA

don we now

our gay apparel

fa-LA-LA-LA-LA

LA-LA-LA

troll the ancient

yuletide Carol

fa-LA-LA-LA-LA

LA-LA-LA-LA

Ha ha ha!

Wow!

Told ya.

So...

Is somebody gonna tell me why

I'm caroling in the crapper?

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