
The Meddler
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2015
- 103 min
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Anyway...
Today I went across the street
to the apple store,
and I got one of the new
iPhones with the 64-gigabytes,
'cause I wasn't sure if I
should get the 16s or the 64s,
but the 64s look good,
so there you go.
The genius bartender showed me
how to make things bigger,
but I already forgot.
God, my eyesight is so shot.
But I got on Google before,
and I looked up my apartment,
and it said they'd filmed the
hills there for two seasons.
Isn't that neat?
And they used to do the extra program at
the grove every day with Mario Lopez.
He seems nice.
And who wouldn't love
an outdoor mall?
I can't believe it,
me in Los Angeles.
If only daddy could see me now.
Today they played
"come fly with me,"
thinking about him.
But I didn't 'cause,
basically, I feel great.
It's like living on main street
in Disneyland.
Every day is sunny,
and I wake up and I think,
"thank you, Joey,
for making it possible."
I swear, if I get hit by
that trolley, I'll die happy.
Just wait till you see
my apartment.
I have a balcony that's far enough
away from other people's balconies,
from the roof or whatever.
And I have a parking spot
next to the elevator,
so I can just run
right in there.
And I got everything shipped
out from Jersey,
all my artwork,
the doll I had made of you,
and, of course, the pictures of
me and daddy in his red car.
God, we had the best times
in that thing.
Anyway, call me back. Love you.
Oh, god...
I brought you bagels.
You should have called.
I did.
But I didn't answer.
Oh, I figured you were working
or something.
Say hi to your grand-dogs.
Hi, doggies. How you doing?
Okay. Stay there.
All right, bye.
Six bagels, all salt.
Those are the best kind.
Oh, Lor, you let
daddy's bonsai die.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, ma.
I tried, but they're, like,
crazy delicate.
It was crazy.
Sorry, Joey.
See, this is why I asked you
not to put me in charge.
You can't just leave someone
with a bonsai and orchid
and put all this pressure
on them.
You let the orchid die, too?
Well, Lori, you're not supposed
Well, I watered it the right
amount, okay?
Please, don't make me
feel any more bad about it.
Okay, forget it.
Oh, what's this?
It's Emily's baby shower.
Do you get to bring somebody?
Why? I probably won't go.
Why not?
Because I'll have to get
all dressed up,
and everyone I know
will be there.
I thought you gave up smoking.
Cigarettes.
You said this was better.
I said it was okay after your
father died when your stomach hurt.
Well, it's after my father died,
and my stomach hurts.
Well, have you heard from Jacob?
You shouldn't call him.
What's going on at work? Did
they call you about the pilot?
You shouldn't be smoking
if you have a deadline.
Mom, don't say "deadline."
Don't say "pilot,"
and please don't ever
say the word "Jacob" again.
Okay.
I just think you
shouldn't call him.
Especially if you have a deadline for
your pilot. Jacob... I mean, I just...
a hobby.
I thought you were gonna
volunteer at the hospital.
Yeah, I've been meaning
to do that.
Or maybe you could be my hobby?
And then, you just touch
the screen like that.
Look how you magnified that.
That's gre...
Okay, say you wanna find
an address for a baby shower.
Well, then you just
open safari here,
and then you type it in.
Or Google it.
Yeah, you Google it,
and if you ever need it again,
search history.
Oh, my god. Freddy,
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