The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Page #4

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There, a hunting trophy.

Aha! I know just the thing.

Something tickles.

Oh, Pooh!

You messed up my moose!

Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

- Flowers.

- Honeysuckle.

No, Pooh, you don't eat them.

You smell them.

Oh.

That's not bad. Not bad at all.

It's rather good, I think.

- Ah...

- Oh, no! Hold it!

Oh, no! No, help!

Why did I ever invite

that bear to lunch?

Why, oh, why, oh, why?

While Pooh's bottom was stuck

at the top of page 28...

his top was stuck

at the bottom of page 30.

So both ends waited

to get thin again...

day after day...

night after lonely night.

I wonder what's for breakfast.

Breakfast.

Lunch.

Huh? A lunch box!

It certainly is!

I'm working the swing shift, you know.

Time for my midnight snack.

Say, ain't you that stuck-up bear?

Hmm. I still think I could

blast you out of there.

Uh, what sort of lunch

is in that lunch box?

Well, let's see here.

Ah, um, oh!

Summer squash...

salmon salad, succotash,

spiced custard...

and honey.

- Honey?

- Honey? Oh, no!

Could you spare

a small smackerel?

Say, you ought to do something

about that speech impediment, sonny.

- Oh, thank you, Gopher.

- Oh, no! Not that!

No, no, no, no, no!

Not one drop!

But, Rabbit,

I wasn't going to eat it.

I was just going to taste it.

L'll taste it for you.

That supercilious scoundrel

confiscated my honey.

Don't feed the bear.

I'm going to skedaddle.

I'm not in the book.

And I'm "ding danged" glad of it!

And then one morning

when Rabbit was beginning to think...

that he might never be able to use

his front door again, it happened.

He budged. Hooray!

"Christopher Crobbin."

No, "Chrostofer Rubin."

He "bidged!" He "badged!" He "booged!"

- Today is the day!

- Hooray for you

Hooray for me

Hooray, hooray

The pooh will soon be free

Dum ba dum

ba dum ba dum ba dum

Now the time has

come for proving

What the diet did for Pooh

And since we pledged

he'd be unwedged

That's what we're going to do

He'll be pulled

and he'll be tugged

And eventually unplugged

We'll have a tug-of-war

To open Rabbit's door

Think "heave-age,"think "ho-age"

And out the pooh will "go-age"

For mind over matter

Has made the pooh "un-fatter"

Heave-ho

Heave-ho

Heave, heave, heave, heave, heave

- There he goes!

- Suffering sassafras.

He's sailing clean out of the book!

Quick! Turn the page!

Stuck again.

Don't worry, Pooh.

We'll get you out.

No hurry. Take your time.

Yum-yum.

Bears love honey

and I'm a pooh bear

Yum, yum, yum, yum

Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp

Yum, yum, yum, yum

Time for something sweet

And so we come

to the next chapter in which...

But I haven't finished yet.

But, Pooh, you're in the next chapter.

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