The Manor Page #3

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You're adorable. [laughs]

You are adorable. Hm.

[Blair] Hey, lady.

[sighs]

Come on, are you serious?

No, I'm not in town

this weekend. I'm...

with my family at this place

we go a couple times a year

and desperately try

to act normal.

Yeah, [chuckles]

it's called Anders Manor.

It's so lame.

No. [scoffs]

Look, do you remember, um...

that cousin that I told you

about, the super crazy one?

Yeah, well, she checked out of

the loony bin today,

so we're all here to throw her a

"Welcome Back to the Family" party.

[eerie music playing]

Amy, do you understand that even

though you may feel a shock,

it will not break the hypnosis?

You will relax immediately,

noting only the pain,

and its lesson.

You will remain in a trance.

Do you understand that, Amy?

Yes.

Very good.

Now, Amy,

you are a tiny caterpillar,

crawling across a leaf.

What are you, Amy?

I'm a tiny caterpillar.

[electrical crackling]

[grunts]

Very good, Amy.

Now, we're gonna

spin you a cocoon of good drugs

and helpful therapy.

And while you're in that cocoon,

you won't feel any pain.

And when you emerge

from the cocoon...

you will be

a beautiful butterfly.

[electrical crackling]

[grunts]

[Blair sighs]

I'm sorry. I was a complete and

total a**hole to you at dinner.

I didn't want to come this

weekend and my parents made me

and I'm pissed at them,

not at you.

Still cousins?

Look, I feel really bad, okay?

Friends?

Well, boys, you like?

I like.

That MILF,

you see those titties?

Man, wait until you see them

True Believers.

The what?

The True Believers, man. They're

a church group or something.

Man, church girls

don't put out no poon.

Yeah, well, these ones do.

Universalists, or some sh*t.

What about that retarded girl?

Kind of cute.

"Butterface" cute.

Ole, man, listen to me

right now, all right?

That girl broke in the head.

You stay away from her.

I remember playing superheroes

with you and...

pushing you on the swing

when we were six.

You were totally normal.

What happened, Amy?

I got sick.

That's all.

I'm taking meds for it now.

Yeah, but, like,

crazy sick though, right?

Sometimes I don't know

what's real.

And it seems real to me.

Like...

Playing superheroes, but...

But thinking that you're

actually a superhero.

[chuckles] Like an acid trip.

People know they're

hallucinating on an acid trip.

Is there anything I can do to make

up for what I said at dinner?

Yeah.

Do you know how to do makeup?

[laughs]

Step into my office.

I'm gonna make you look

so expensive.

[laughs]

[swing music playing]

Mm-mm-mm!

Like a ripe, juicy fruit.

You're going to get pregnant.

Actually,

I'm on the pill, shithead.

Syphilis then.

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