The Man Who Sued God Page #4

- It's not a prank?

- No.

- Some religious fanatic, I suppose.

- Something of that order, probably.

Leave it with me, Your Eminence.

Sometimes I don't know what

the world's coming to.

- Should you admit to that in your position?

- I'll try and keep it under my hat.

- What's your advise?

- Don't sell. It's still a bull market.

- What do you think?

- Let me look at it first.

There's a lot of very strange

people out there.

It's a stunt for money.

That's my view, but I could be wrong.

I wouldn't go that far, Dirk.

The insurance companies have been using

the 'Act of God' clause for at least 400 years.

- So it's stood the test of time.

- Regardless of profound shifts in theological debates,

social and political changes,

and man's effect on the environment.

Intellectually speaking

it's sort of a 'woolly mammoth'.

- A 'woolly mammoth'? I don't follow.

- Don't you?

- The mammoth died out.

- I know that, Anna.

Never mind. The insurance companies

have been under a lot of pressure lately...

As far as I'm concerned

it's a one-day-wonder.

- For once I agree with you, David.

- A wilful, egomaniacal idiot.

But David, it is Steve.

He leaves a stain on the couch and bolts.

- Absolutely.

- You know he won't go through with it.

Christ Almighty!

I'll tell you what, Arthur.

It was a great idea coming down here.

Not many dogs have ideas as good as that.

- Hi. Caught any fish?

- Nah, just seagulls, tiger snakes, that sort of thing.

- Do you know someone called Steve Myers?

- Yes. Big Irish guy. Crutches.

- He's over there.

- Great. Thanks.

- Mr. Myers?

- No, not me. Got the wrong guy.

- I know you.

- No, no. Somebody else.

You're the guy from the restaurant.

I'm just a tourist from New Zealand,

I'm here on holiday.

I'm sorry you didn't like what I wrote.

I didn't like being knocked over.

What do you want me to do?

Jump in the ocean and drown?

I don't want you to do it.

Don't you want to talk to them?

Why don't you want to talk to them?

I don't want those people

crawling all over my family.

- You're gonna have to sooner or later.

- Go away and take your friends with you.

- Leave me alone and bugger off.

- You're better off talking to me.

- You? I don't think so.

- Wait.

Hurry up, there.

Come on, Arthur.

Come on.

Quick.

Will you behave yourself!

You're not a dog.

Help me.

Look at the way you're rocking

the boat. Crazy person.

Stop the boat.

Towel?

Thanks for the help.

Give him a good rub and be careful

with the ears. They're very delicate.

- Tell me again, what did you agree with her?

- I didn't agree to anything with her.

She wants an exclusive.

She holds the rest of them an arm's length,

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