The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Page #5

I apologize it wasn't brought up earlier.

Thank you very much.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

It's a fine bottle of champagne.

Be a shame to drink it alone.

I'm still on duty, Mr. Deveny.

Pity.

But my shift ends in five minutes.

I'm sure we can find something to do

for five minutes.

There's a party tomorrow

to celebrate the 50th anniversary...

...of Vinciguerra Shipping.

Uncle Rudi has invited us.

- Drink?

- No. Thank you.

Would you like bigger glass?

I will finish this bottle.

The only question is...

...are you gonna help me or not?

No. Thank you.

This is fun?

This is not good idea.

I am going to bed. Please turn this off.

No fun dancing by yourself.

I need a partner.

No.

"No," as you can't dance?

Or you don't want to?

We'll call it both.

Oop.

Clap.

And then...

So sorry.

Sorry.

All right, clap.

You're not in East German

chop shop anymore.

Still no drink?

Don't you make me put you

over my knee.

So you don't want to dance.

- But you want to wrestle.

- No, I did not say that.

Good night, little chop-shop girl.

This time...

...I do need to go.

That is disappointing.

Just another five minutes?

Heh. I know your five minutes, Mr. Deveny.

What are you doing here?

You're not supposed to be here.

These...

...are...

...Russian...

...made.

One second.

These...

...are...

...American...

...made.

And very low-tech.

That bow tie doesn't work with that suit.

Good morning.

I enjoyed last night.

Is better for the mission that we get

to know each other little bit more...

...intimately.

What does that mean?

It means I like my woman strong. Come.

Come on.

Maybe I get you present.

Heh. Pump the brakes, my Russian friend.

We might be engaged,

but I'm my own woman.

Besides, I wouldn't be wearing

my engagement ring.

Remember? It's only just been stolen.

Your fianc would have gone out

first thing in the morning to replace it.

Now we are engaged. Again.

After you, fiance.

Alexander Vinciguerra...

Unh.

Beg your pardon.

Excuse me, sir? Excuse me?

Sir? Excuse me, sir?

Your invitation?

Of course.

I wonder, did I leave it in the Jag?

Could you please come with me, sir?

I'm sure we can clear this up.

What are you doing?

- Why on earth would you do that?

- He doesn't have an invitation.

- Are you okay?

- Thank you. Thank you.

I wonder what they do to people

without invitations.

I'm Victoria Vinciguerra.

I do believe an apology is in order.

- I'll take it from here.

- Thank you.

I'm okay, I think.

Is this beautiful woman I hardly recognize

my favorite niece?

Gaby.

It's been too long.

You are a miracle worker, sir.

I want to hear all about how

you managed to get her out.

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