The Lucky Man Page #3

I got all you can handle.

[LAUGHTER IN UNISON]

Hey! What the hell you think

you are lookin' at? Huh?

You think I can't see

you eye f***in' her?

You ought to take it as a

compliment... don't be such a

f***in' hot head.

Aw, did you really just f***in'

say that? You dumb f***in'

You dumb f***in' country rube,

I ought to come back there

and rip your f***in' head off.

Come on...

Keep the change,

motherf***er!

Ya'll come back

now, ya hear.

HONEY WON'T YOU LISTEN

BEFORE YOU STAY SO LONG

ANYTIME YOU WANT ME

JUST GIVE ME A RING

ON THE TELEPHONE

[ENGINE REVVING]

MOTEL MAN:

Ah, sh*t. No f***in' way.

All right, I'll be right back.

Good evening, my son. Your

vacancy sign is lit up brighter

than a Las Vegas Casino.

Good evening Father,

I can call you Father? Right?

I ain't a father in

the biological or the

Catholic sense,

but you call me pastor,

reverend... just don't call me a

son-of-a-b*tch is all...

the wife and I need

a room for the night.

Oh, sure.

How much is that gonna cost me?

Just so happens that we

have our best room available.

And you know

what, just for you...

I can do a special discount

of thirty nine a night.

There's fifty and keep the

change. Why don't you keep the

T&A off your mind

while you are at work son.

I could see what you were doin'.

Don't you know that Internet

porno sh*t will rot your brain?

Keep it clean.

Might need a wake up call in

the morning, I'll let ya know.

Sure Father, uh,

Reverend. Room One.

Uh, Father... I was

wondering if you could help me

with something?

Sure my son,

what can I do for ya?

Look I... I know this is gonna

be strange coming from a guy you

just met at a motel. But you

know me and my, my old lady

we've been... we've been

fighting a lot lately.

I... If sh*t doesn't change,

I... I'm gonna lose her...

she's... she's gonna leave me.

Could you... pray for us?

You know do like whatever you

spiritual people do? Only if you

want to, Father. You know

what, I'm sorry, I'm way out of

line... I shouldn't have

said anything...

Give me your hand and bow

your head kid. C'mon... uhhhh,

other hand.

Father Almighty, come to

this young man in his hour of

despair, heal him and his lady.

Teach them the wisdom to act

together. Bestow upon them the

power of compromise and...

In Jesus name we pray. Amen.

Thank you!

Thank you so much!

If you need anything at all...

anything, just... just dial zero.

Go in faith son.... Go in faith.

What was

that about? I saw you in there

praying with that guy. Let

me guess, money problems?

Pobrecito. I wish we were rich

and we could help everybody.

Yeah,

it's just some a... poor soul

having trouble with his

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