The Love Letter Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 88 min
- 504 Views
is love potion number nine" (music)
(music) She bent down and turned
around and gave me a wink (music)
(music) She said, I'm gonna mix it up
right here in the sink" (music)
(music) It smelled like turpentine
and looked like India ink (music)
(music) I held my nose, I closed
my eyes, I took a drink (music)
- (music) I didn't know
if it was day or night (music)
- Excuse me.
- (music) I started kissing everything
in sight (music)
- You can get your wine.
(music) But when I kissed a cop
at 34th and Vine (music)
(music) He broke my little bottle
of love potion number nine (music)
[Helen's Voice] Dearest, do you know
how much in love with you I am?
Not a muscle has moved.
I have fallen in love
without taking a step.
You are all wrong for me
and I know it,
but I can no longer care for my thoughts
unless they're thoughts of you.
When I'm close to you, I feel your hair
brush my cheek when it does not.
When I tie my shoes,
when I peel an orange,
when I drive my car...
Did you find it okay?
[Sighs]
You want some?
- Good night.
- [Door Closes]
[Johnny]
Hey, McNeely,
what are you doin'?
I'm jogging.
Since when
did you start jogging?
Today.
So, did you just have dinner
at Helen's house?
Maybe.
Well, you know, I had dinner at her
house way before you were even hired.
Wanna go shoot some hoops,
tough guy?
- Sure.
- You're not too tired?
- No.
- Okay, I'll see you there.
No, give me a ride.
- Give me a ride! Give me a ride!
- Huh?
You know that Helen's celibate?
[Panting]
- Has been for years.
- I don't believe that.
- Not physically. Emotionally.
- What's that supposed to mean?
You are so clueless.
the same choice myself.
Well, how can you be celibate
if you're still a virgin?
Shut up!
[Laughs]
Ow! You know what I think?
I think Helen's weird.
[McNeely Laughing]
[Janet] Merchandising.
That's what we need.
New Age stuff, you know?
Deepak Chopra.
You could... You know, like,
crystals, tarot cards.
We could get a palm reader
in here. Those people...
I mean, they don't have to be licensed
or anything. Anybody could do it.
My aunt, actually,
could do it. She's blind.
[Helen]
- [Janet] She who?
- Miss Scattergoods.
Have you ever had
an epistolary relationship?
Sounds kind of kinky, Helen.
I'm not into kinky.
No, no, no.
It's not kinky.
It means, letters, of letters,
carried on by letters."
Like love letters.
Can't f*** a letter, Helen.
(music) [Band]
[Whistle Blowing]
Hey, hey!
- Come back here!
- Oh!
[Dan]
Hey! [Yells]
Johnny, uh,
meet my roommate Kelly.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Okay. Bye.
Yeah, he's, he's a babe.
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