The Losers Page #3

Why should I trust you?

Because if I were lying, I wouldn't have

used the words "suicide mission."

Just meet me here tomorrow.

And bring your boys.

- Goodbye.

- Hey.

If you're lying to me, I'll kill you.

It was nice meeting you too.

Yes, it was.

I'm sorry we're late.

There was a party at the doll factory.

It was Pepito's birthday.

- Really?

- Yeah.

So she wanted to meet in a cemetery.

Because that's not,

like, foreboding at all.

- Am I the only one that sees this shirt?

- No.

Oh, it's my niece's soccer team.

Eight and under.

I checked their scores online and I...

What?

They're in the playoffs.

What do you have on her?

Besides a pant-busting crush?

Her company file is blank.

CIA has a standing kill order on her.

As does Hamas, Sinn Fin.

Pretty much everyone with the exception of

PETA wants this chick amscrayed.

You thinking clear on this? Because every

time you mess up, it's because of a woman.

- Name one time that I...

- Amber.

- Amber's husband was the problem.

- Her husband wasn't the one who shot you.

- Only in the leg.

- What about Emma?

- Doesn't count. I didn't sleep with Emma.

- Because she put a bomb in your car!

I admit, that did take a little of

the romance out of the relationship.

Yeah. And now this chick shows up and...

What's her name, Aisha?

And well, she burns down our hotel.

I'm clear, Roque.

Well, you better be,

because I ain't getting killed by no girl.

It's been a long time

since anyone called me a girl.

She put a bomb in your car?

She was volatile.

Aisha, this is Jensen,

Pooch, Roque, Cougar.

Really? Heh.

Gentlemen, in 97 hours,

Max will be in Miami.

He travels in an armored column

with at least 30 private security...

...armed to the teeth.

You have a better shot

at kidnapping the president.

Good news for you is I have the power

to get you guys back in the U. S...

...and fund the entire op as you see fit.

You get Max and we're square.

And why should we believe you?

Because I'm the first person you've met

who even admits he exists.

Listen, you guys can all stay here

in Bolivia and rot.

Or you can go home and get revenge

on the man that framed you.

It's your choice.

Colonel?

Don't call me that.

We're not soldiers anymore.

Okay, you know that if we do this...

...we are waging a war

against the Central Intelligence Agency.

They started it.

Okay, here's what I'm hearing.

I'm hearing, "No." I'm hearing, "Leave."

I'm hearing, "I'm sorry."

- Is that what I'm hearing?

- We cannot do what you ask. I'm sorry!

Tell me, Nabil, is this a moral issue

or a financial issue?

- A moral issue.

- Really?

You morally object to this deal?

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