The Lorax: The Trees! The Trees! The Voice Of The Trees! Page #3

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Hand in hand,

and wing and fin

There's nothing

you and I can't do

So let's all make

my dreams come true

Hey, guys!

Come on, where is my back-up chorus?

What?

Ah-ha! Oh.

Ooh!

Hey, hey, wait.

Wait a minute.

Excuse me?

Yeah, that's awesome.

Feeding junk food to forest

animals? That's great.

But, uh, is there

a musical number

where you show me

how to get a tree?

Because I would

love to hear that one.

Oh, yes. Right after the

musical number about the kid

who kept

interrupting the story,

and was never

heard from again.

Right, got it. Proceed.

All right, here we go.

About to make a Thneed,

about to change the world.

Check it out, guys...

Where did everybody go?

Little did I know that

by chopping down that tree

I had just summoned a mystical

creature as old as time itself.

The legendary,

slightly annoying

guardian of the forest.

The Lorax.

Hey!

Whoo!

Did you

chop down this tree?

Uh... No.

Who did it?

What's that?

I think he did it.

Leave!

Vacate the premises!

Take your ax

and get out!

And who are you?

I'm the Lorax!

Guardian of the forest.

I speak for the trees.

So you're telling me,

you just didn't see me

magically appear

out of that stump?

With all the lightning

and thunder and stuff.

You didn't see

any of that?

No, but that sounds amazing.

Can I see some of that?

Uh, yeah, I could show you.

But that's not how it works.

Okay. Um...

Didn't really happen.

Oh, I know what you want!

I've got one of these for the

cutest little guy I ever saw!

Yummy, yummy,

yummy, yummy, yummy...

How dare you!

Give me that!

Mmm.

I'm going to eat this,

but I am highly

offended by it.

What are you... Hey,

Mustache! Will you stop that?

What's your deal, man?

Time for you to go,

Beanpole! Pull them right out.

Just going to put them right

back in. We can do this all day.

Stop right there! Stop it!

So you would hammer one of

nature's innocent creatures?

What? No!

I would never hit this little

guy. You, on the other hand,

I would

gladly pound you

and your mustache

into the ground!

Behold! The intruder

and his violent ways.

Shame on you.

For shame!

All right, you know what? That's it!

You listen to me,

you furry meatloaf.

I'm going to chop down as

many trees as I need. Okay?

Newsflash!

Not going anywhere!

End of story.

Then you

leave me no choice.

If you're not gone by the time

the sun sets on this valley,

all the forces of nature

will be unleashed upon you

and curse you until

the end of your days!

You have been warned.

Thanks.

Yeah, okay.

You have been warned.

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