The Longest Week Page #5

Synopsis: As he eases into adulthood at the age of forty, Conrad Valmont (Jason Bateman), the over-educated, under-employed heir to the Valmont Hotel fortune, is cut off from his allowance following his parents abrupt divorce and tossed out into the unforgiving streets of the Upper West Side. Luckily, he is taken in by his old friend Dylan (Billy Crudup), and returns the favor by immediately falling for Dylan's girlfriend Beatrice (Olivia Wilde). As Conrad attempts to woo Beatrice while keeping both their relationship and his bank balance secret, Dylan tries to set him up with Jocelyn (Jenny Slate). Ever committed to the charade that he eventually finds difficult to maintain, Conrad quickly realizes his charm can only extend so far into debt. Now deep into an extensional reflection, will it take losing everything to make Conrad realize what he can truly become?
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Peter Glanz
Production: Gravitas Ventures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.4
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
11%
PG-13
Year:
2014
86 min
Website
752 Views


I won't.

Don't.

I...

Nearly 30 minutes had passed

and Beatrice could still feel

a rush from Conrad's flirtation.

Don't try anything.

I won't.

Not this one.

Dylan...

...I won't.

Don't try anything.

I won't!

The two friends' competitive nature,

which had spanned

nearly three decades,

stemmed from the simple fact

that each not only envied the other,

but wanted secretly to be the other.

Neither one ever spoke of this.

You know just 'cause

you're almost 40

and still getting a weekly

allowance from your parents

doesn't mean you can just do nothing

for the rest of your life.

First of all, I'm writing

a novel, as you well know.

Secondly, your statement

is completely subjective

and lacking any substantive facts.

You're walking down

a very dangerous road, my friend.

What road is that?

The road to Fantasy Land.

And when you take

a trip to Fantasy Land

you should always

have a return ticket.

I don't even know what that means.

At some point you're gonna have to

come to the same realisation I did.

What's that?

The rest of the world is never gonna

love you as much as your parents do.

Weren't you adopted?

I don't understand why

you're interested in this guy.

He's just another

philandering affluent type

doomed to chronic alcoholism,

perpetual adolescence

and death by syphilis.

He probably sits around all day

drinking Tom Collins

and just performing acts

of mental masturbation.

That is such an unfair generalisation.

He's not like that!

For your information,

he is writing a novel.

Aren't we all?

So I'm thinking about taking it

to the next level with Beatrice

and actually asking her

out to dinner tonight.

Bad move.

Why?

You just saw her last night.

You don't wanna crowd her

and make her think you're too eager.

Definitely wait.

How long?

I don't know, Dylan. A day at least.

Really?

Yeah, really.

Beatrice.

Yes, that's my plane.

I never understood why someone

would want to be a vegetarian.

I mean, do you really

love animals that much?

No, no, no, I just hate plants.

You eat fish, though, right?

Why?

All the vegetarians eat fish.

Well, I'm a Pisces.

What's that got to do with it?

I don't eat my own kind.

Beatrice, tell me,

what is it like being a model,

all those people staring at you?

It's like any other job innocuous

and demoralising. But it pays well.

I'm serious. Tell me about yourself.

All I know is that

you do frequent the subway

and you read Victorian

and pre-Victorian literature, right?

Come on. I wanna know...

I wanna know your fears.

I'd like to know your hopes.

I wanna know political ideologies

and sexual preference.

I don't care what order.

That's a lot of information

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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