The Littlest Angel

Ah, heaven,

God's wondrous creation,

His perfect domain.

Could there ever be

a place more...

well, heavenly?

Nothing in creation compares

to heaven with its streets of gold,

its perfect location in the universe,

its perfect weather.

And every day every resident,

from the angels and cherubs

to the seraphim and archangels--

in fact, all the celestial beings

including the angemals--

yes,

to answer the age old question,

there are indeed animals in heaven--

all do their best to keep heaven

the perfectly perfect place

God created it to be.

Hmph, gotcha.

- Whoa!

- Whoa.

Whoa!

Watch where

you're going, miniwings!

Yes well,

except for one little fellow.

And we'll get to him in a moment.

Among all the heavenly beings,

the little angels are the ones

who must work the hardest

on perfection.

They must learn to keep

their heavenly clothes perfectly clean.

They must be certain their halos

sparkle like sunlight.

And they must practice

practice practice

to become the most

angelic beings they can be

so they may one day

help all of humanity.

Welcome to Angel Academy,

where angels train

and every day feels like Sunday.

Whoa!

Good morning, my little cherubs,

and welcome to another

perfect day at Angel Academy.

Step right up to the wingding.

Let's see how many

of God's lessons you've learned

and how much your wings

have grown.

- Me me me!

- Sarah.

Excellent.

5cms growth since last time.

Keep up the good work

in cloud-fluffing class, Sarah.

You'll be flying

back and forth to earth

doing the good Lord's work

in no time.

Excellent. Off you go.

Flight training

class for you, Joshua.

Ow!

After-school tutoring

might be in order for Joshua.

Hurry hurry, but remember,

it's not angelic to push.

l see you there, Mary.

Don't dally now.

Mustn't be late

for good deed class.

Ah, another day

of perfect attendance.

Yes, all's right in heaven

and earth this glorious mor--

there's one angel missing.

Poor angel Alban.

Oh!

Heaven knows he tries to teach

all his young charges

everything there is to know

about being God's perfect angels.

But it seems

there is one little angel--

no matter how hard Alban tries,

he's never able to make

this one shape up and fly right.

l'm speaking

of heaven's littlest angel.

l see you, big guy.

You won't get away this time.

Gotcha.

Whoa!

- Yikes!

- Oh my!

What in heaven's name?

Watch out!

Aha!

There you are, you little--

little--

little angel, you.

Headmaster.

You missed

the morning school bell again.

Let go of that rope this instant.

Yes, Headmaster.

l'm-- whoa!

- Littlest?

- Whoa!

Ooooooh

- Bum bum bum

- Ooh ahh, ooh ahh...

- Look out!

- Littlest!

Uh oh.

Shooby dooby,

shooby doo-wop bop

Here we go all over again

For him it never seems to end

lt happens nine times

out of 10

Trouble is his only friend

He may be small

but at the end of the day

You will never catch him

for it seems

His trouble's here to stay

No matter how hard he may try...

- Yikes!

- Trouble finds him every time

All we do is heave a sigh

And follow him across the sky

He may be small

but at the end of the day

You'll never catch him 'cause

it seems his trouble's here to stay

Stay stay stay stay!

'Cause he's the littlest angel

Littlest angel

Someday

he's gonna figure it out

He's the littlest angel

Littlest angel

Someday he's gonna prove himself

without a doubt

He's the littlest angel

Littlest angel...

Oh, Littlest.

Whoa!

Uh oh,

wings, don't fail me now.

You stop! Or l'll clip

your wings so short

you won't fly again

until the end of days.

Wait for me.

l'll get you.

You, stop. Wait.

"Heavenly Streets of Gold"

public service announcement

take 93. And action.

Heavenly residents, in order

to make heaven a more peaceful place

we kindly ask thee

to honor thy curfew,

keep the peace and never speak

in other than the most dulcet tones.

- Oof!

- Cut cut cut cut!

Can't you see

we're filming here?

Alban?

- Alban, it's me Logan.

- Logan?

Angel Academy's number one

draft pick into the archangels.

- Don't you remember--

- l hate to break up

your little

training school reunion

but we're trying to film here!

L-L-- Logan!

Yes, of course l remember.

Didn't you hold the school's

speed cloud jumping record?

You remembered!

Logan, l need your help.

- l've got a truant angel on the run.

- Come on.

We'll take Brimstone.

You walk off this shoot

and there'll be heck to pay, Logan!

God--

Sorry.

The H-word, l know.

Logan, there he is.

Oh no, the Four Horses

of the Apocalypse

are coming down the home stretch

having their workout.

- Whoa!

- Keep practicing, boys.

Your day will come.

That does it! Your wings are clipped

and you're grounded.

- But l was only trying to catch--

- Trust me, little guy,

you don't want to "but" him

when he's in this kind of mood.

five demerits.

seven demerits.

- But l saw a dog--

- Oh, don't be absurd.

There are no dogs

in Celestial City.

Everyone knows all the animals

except the beasts of burden

choose to live out

in the heavenly countryside.

10 demerits.

- But l swear l saw him.

- Ah ah ah!

15 demerits.

Kid, quit while you're ahead.

But l saw a dog, Logan.

l used to have one of my own.

l know what they

look and sound like.

Yeah well, see,

this is heaven, little guy.

Take a gander-- beautiful

and big enough for all the animals

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