The Little Death Page #3

OK.

Rape fantasy - very common.

No sh*t. That's what she said.

Yeah. Yael's got one.

Massive one.

- Really? And you've never...?

- No, can't be done.

I've tried but

it's a flawed fantasy.

- Not possible.

- Why?

Well, think about it.

The moment someone asks to

be raped, it stops being rape.

Right? It's only rape

if they don't want it.

- She wants it - not rape.

- Right.

The reason they can't get

what they want

is because they want it.

God, that doesn't seem fair.

Sucks, mate.

There's got to be something

I can do.

I just want to make her happy.

Whatever happened

to good, old-fashioned...

...run-of-the-mill sex?

- Yeah.

People have to complicate it

with all this kinky sh*t.

Yeah.

You don't have anything

like that, do ya?

- Hm?

- No weird fetish?

Nah. I mean, define 'weird',

you know.

Hi.

- Hi! Hi, sorry to bother you.

- That's OK.

Uh, were you in the middle

of something?

Oh, no, we're just having

some lunch. It's alright.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- That's fine.

I'll be quick.

Um, my name's Steve.

I've just moved in

down the road.

- Oh, we've just moved in too.

- Hey, how about that!

- Hello, welcome.

- Thank you.

Well, as I said,

I won't keep you.

- I'm doing the rounds.

- Nice.

- Visiting the neighbours.

- Good.

And I wanted

to give you these.

- Aww...

- My Way of saying hi.

Oh, my God. Golliwogs.

Also, I am required

by federal law to inform you

that I am a convicted

sex offender.

Where did you find Golliwogs?

I didn't think

they made them anymore.

- No, they don't, I do.

- Oh!

Yeah, baking

is my little hobby.

Amazing. I haven't seen these

since I was a kid.

I think they stopped

making them

on account of

the, you know, racism.

- Yeah, makes you think.

- Yeah, it does.

OK, well, I won't keep you

any longer.

- OK, thanks, Dan.

- Steve.

Steve! Sorry. Maeve.

Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

- Thanks so much for this.

- Bye-bye.

- Thank you, bye.

Please be kidding,

- What are you doing?

- Nothing.

Well, could you brush

your teeth

if you're going to breathe

into my face like that?

I don't want to be

the bad guy here, Phil.

But you can't keep

falling asleep at work.

I mean,

you're dropping the ball.

So that's a penalty,

that's one strike.

I'm sorry,

it won't happen again.

- Alright, off you...

- I'm tired.

I didn't get that raise

that...

I told you why I couldn't

give you the raise...

...home life got

a little bit...

...times are tight,

money's tight.

I mean, we're all feeling

the pinch.

- I'm cancelling my holiday.

- Really?

- Shortening it, yeah.

- OK, I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

Have you ever been

to Thailand?

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