The Lesser Blessed Page #3
You packin' rubbers?
Nah.
I don't need 'em.
What?
I'm so hot, women buy my rubbers for me.
Jeez, I thought you were serious.
Coulda been...
I'm something.
Yeah...
A Leonard.
Knock-knock-knock
You men are here for Juliet?
Yeah.
She here?
Yeah...
She's putting
my kids to bed...
Do we go in?
Uh... I guess.
Juliet!
Guys, this is my aunt Becky.
Really?
Your aunt?
Hey goofs, don't bust the stereo.
All right?
And don't wake up my kids.
And, uh, leave the food
in the fridge alone, okay?
There's pop and there's
chips in the cupboard.
Yeah...
All right.
Go, go, go, go!
Oh, sorry...
The one in the blue...
He's cute...
...David however,
seems to have moved on...
As he returns to the compound
and they treat him
as one of their own...
Down, down!
Hey, um, you wanna see some puppies?
The dog just had a litter.
Um, I got allergies.
Shouldn't you be itching
or scratching or something?
Um...
It's only when I see them,
I start to get...
My...
My eyes get all watery and I itch.
Sounds like you're suppressing something.
Yeah...
His little
happy hard-on.
Yeah, more like my whole f***ing life.
Oh, hey, Darce.
Well, look
who it is.
Let's go to the kitchen.
What the f***'s
he doing here?
Could you... leave
Jonny and me alone?
Hey, Larry!
Come here!
Larry!
You know what hot knifing is?
Um...
No.
Do you wanna?
Every fiber in my body, every molecule,
is screaming no,
Sure.
Get me a toiletpaper
roll from the bathroom.
All right...
Hold it...
Right there.
You ready?
Yeah, oh yeah...
Don't f***in' waste it!
Hold it in!
People die to get this sh*t to my buddy,
you're gonna f***in' hold it in!
There you go!
Hey, dude...
Larry, buddy...
How you feelin'?
Go outside and climb the fire hydrant.
F*** you, moose cock.
Juliet...
Get out here!
You're supposed
to be watching the kids!
F***!
Lare, come on!
We gotta go!
F***in' hell...
I'm going to call the police!
I'm gonna have Social
Services here in a minute!
F***ers!
Juliet's a little bony for me.
She was doing this thing
when she was riding me...
with her hips, I don't know,
but it f***in' hurt.
Other than that
she was pretty okay.
If she gives me the clap...
I'll f***in' kill her.
So... what about
you and Darcy?
What's the real scoop?
Once... I really had this
thing with the stars.
I wanted to be an astronomer.
From the Horses's Head Nebula.
So I took this pup
out for a walk...
This pup I was looking after...
You were looking after Darcy's puppy?
Yeah. We were
friends then.
Anyways, I couldn't see it that well
because of the town's glare,
so I took the pup out along...
along the backtrails
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