The LEGO NINJAGO Movie Page #5

one, two, three, four.

Tail rocket, one, two...

Eye missile.

Other eye missile.

Toenail missile. Wrist rocket.

Head missile.

Other head missile.

Backup head missile.

Metacarpal missile.

Butt torpedoes.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Oh. Phew.

Just one day till retirement.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(GARMADON COUGHS)

GARMADON:
Jeez, where did

that come from?

I did not see that coming.

(COUGHING)

Your missiles are very

accurate, Green Ninja.

Too bad for you,

I upgraded all of my shields!

That's all I seem to have

at the moment,

just some upgraded shields.

LLOYD:
Face it, Garmadon.

You will never

take over NINJAGO,

so why don't you just give up

and go away for good?

Well, anything's open

for discussion.

Oh, yeah, except that.

Shields down!

Here, catch! Shields up!

(GRUNTING)

No!

(LAUGHS)

Did you see that?

GENERAL:
Oh, yeah, we saw it.

GARMADON:
I mean, who taught

you how to catch, man?

(ALL LAUGHING)

GENERAL:
Nice catch, loser!

Oh, yeah? Well, take this!

(GRUNTS)

(ALL LAUGHING)

That's amazing!

Who taught you how to throw?

It's funny you ask.

Um, no one, because I, uh...

I never had a dad

to play catch with me.

(CHUCKLES) Well, it shows.

'Cause that was

the worst thing

I've ever seen in my life.

Or, uh, you know,

teach me how to ride a bike,

- or shave...

- (EXPLOSION)

Or how to defuse a bomb!

You know what's funny?

Is I know how to do

all those things.

- Do you?

- Yeah.

Oh, good to know.

And they're just sitting

there, idle in my brain.

Just wasted. Floating away.

- Never taught them to anybody.

- LLOYD:
Mm-hmm.

GARMADON:
And they'll

probably die with me.

Really?

- When I die, if I die.

- (LLOYD GRUNTS)

- Just leave NINJAGO already...

- Which will never happen.

- ...please!

- GARMADON:
I will never die.

- And get out of my life!

- GARMADON:
Ever. Ever.

I...

Get out of your life?

(SCOFFS)

Weirdly kinda personal,

isn't it?

- Uh-oh.

- Oh, man.

LLOYD:
Um...

(STAMMERS) No.

You've got a lot of issues,

Green Ninja. (CHUCKLES)

I hope you get the chance to

work 'em all out

by the time I'm back.

And when I return,

I'll have something really

wicked in store for you.

Something big!

Uh, did he just say

he's coming back?

(SIGHS) Can't those Ninjas

get rid of him for good?

Oh, great. Now I have to

rebuild my Pilates studio.

MAN:
That stinks.

COP:
I don't know how,

but I bet Lloyd Garmadon

has something to do with this.

MAN:
You can sure

say that again.

COP:
I don't know how...

Is that Green Ninja

still staring at me?

GENERAL:
Yes, sir.

GARMADON:
Ugh. What a weirdo.

LEAD PILOT:
Volcano base,

this is Alpha Squad.

Arriving shortly at LZ.

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