The Last Song Page #5

I'm gonna kill you!

Dude!

- Where you been?

- I'm sorry, man. She's such a klutz.

- She fell in the tank five times.

- That is not true!

- Ronnie, Scott.

- Hi.

We got the tournament coming up.

Let's go.

- Want to grab me a water?

- Fine. I'll be back in a minute.

Wet hair?

Let me guess. He took you

to the aquarium...

and did his whole

underwater fish-man show for you.

Were you impressed?

- Do I know you?

- I'm a friend of Will's.

But, you know, Will has lots of friends.

He makes us all feel special.

For a little while.

B*tch.

There you go.

OK. Spread it out a little.

Good job! Excellent.

- I didn't burn a hole through it.

- No, you didn't.

Hey, Dad.

Do you and Mom ever talk

about getting back together?

Jonah, your mom's about to get married.

So? You have kids!

You married her first.

Yes, I did. And it was a good marriage.

It was. It lasted a long, long time.

We have two great kids out of it.

It's just...

You know, love's not always...

That's not always enough.

It's probably...

hard to understand.

What has one eye, speaks French

and really loves cookies?

Are you talking...

Are you talking about love?

OK, OK. Cookies. Very good.

I changed the subject to cookies.

Is that cool?

Yeah. I'll get them.

Is everything OK?

Hey. You never came back for me.

Ronnie?

- Just go away! OK?

- What's wrong?

Go away!

Ronnie, what happened? Ronnie!

I'm sorry, sir.

Could you tell me what's going on?

That would require my understanding

how the female brain works,

which I don't, but if you'd like

to come in and be clueless together,

you're more than welcome.

- That's OK. I'll just wait out here.

- Yeah.

How long you think he'll stay?

- Why don't you go ask him?

- He's not my boyfriend, he's hers.

He's not my boyfriend, either.

Do you think he'll

stay out there all night?

That's hard to say.

- A dollar says he is.

- A dollar?

OK, you're on.

Let's make it interesting. 2 dollars.

Two bucks. He's not staying there.

What if he stays out there forever?

What if he never leaves and then dies?

Yeah, and his corpse

is eaten by a bunch of raccoons.

And then he still doesn't leave,

'cause that's how powerful his love is.

What is wrong with you two?

Turtles. Turtles eat his corpse.

You need to leave.

You're freaking out my little brother.

Not until you tell me what happened.

Was it Ashley?

I saw you talking to her.

What did she say?

- Just leave, all right?

- Tell me what she said to you.

Will, I did not come here for some

stupid summer romance...

with some stupid local boy...

that has done this

with a thousand other girls.

- What?

- Ashley told me about...

all the girls you've been with.

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