The Last Seduction Page #2

I can be very nice when I try.

Sit down.

Maybe we just got off to a bad start.

I know Ray's put plenty of people in...

What are you... What are you doing?

I believe what we're looking for has a certain horse-like quality.

- Are you serious?

- Never buy anything sight-unseen.

Uh-huh. That's a good policy.

How many lovers?

- What? Do I get extra credit points for experience?

- How many lovers?

Thirteen... Tw-tw-Twelve.

- Any prostitutes?

- No.

- Any men?

- No. No men.

- Am I approved?

- Medically.

- You have your own place?

- Yes.

- Is it a sty?

- No, it's clean.

Do you have indoor plumbing?

Yes, I have indoor plumbing, I have electricity and I have a name.

No names.

Meet me outside.

Frank Griffith please.

Hi.

It's a local call.

It's personal.

Bridget.

- Always a pleasure.

- You still a lawyer Frank?

Yeah, you still a self-serving b*tch?

A friend needs advice.

I'll set it up for you:

A husband and wife do a one-time drug deal - the goal's a wholesome one.

College fund for the kids?

No. The wife wants new digs.

Comes off without a hitch,

only the wife decides that the new house would be happier without the husband.

Sharing was never her speciality.

She's anxious to start spending.

Well, it's just an opinion since you're not paying for it,

but the husband is entitled to half of

whatever you buy with that cash,

in fact as soon as you turn it into a legal asset

like a condo or a house or a bank account

he can make a claim on it.

What are you saying?

My lips moving too fast for you?

Not fast enough, as I recall.

Now, now! Keep it in cash.

He's not gonna ask a judge for half of that unless he wants

to spend 20 years in Attica with somebody's dick up his ass.

So, what - hold onto it for how long?

Well, as long as it takes to er, finalise the divorce.

How long does that take?

He'll fight it - maybe 2 years.

Less if you're lucky.

Jesus, Frank.

Well I'm sorry the law doesn't make it more convenient for

you to steal and deal drugs, Bridget!

OK, start the divorce.

Well that's gonna cost you - it's a lot of paperwork.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fill in the blanks for me - I'm out of town.

Where are you?

Maybury.

I'm going to Chicago to see an old friend.

Well that is the first place Clay'd expect you to go.

Stay put.

You can't be serious?

Look, maybe he won't stall.

Can he afford a good lawyer?

Not any more.

How silly of me to ask! Bye.

Hey, wait up!

Hey, where you going?

Morning.

Morning.

Morning! Beautiful day, isn't it?

Now boys, slow down!

Wait for me.

I can't believe our good fortune.

The fella we were about to go with

wasn't half as qualified.

Oh, you also have to sign here.

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