The Last Kiss Page #4

-To your crisis?

-My crisis awaits.

-Shall we?

-Yeah.

Okay.

Careful. I'll help you up.

-Are you okay?

-Yeah.

Yeah?

-I guess that's a cool tree, huh?

-Yeah, I like that tree.

All right, well,

there are my friends,

so I guess I'll see you around?

Yeah. Cool.

Cool.

Do you, like, want my phone number

or something?

Yeah. That'd be good.

Yeah?

Do you have a pen?

No.

Well, if you want to

come by campus sometime,

I get out at 5:
00 on Monday,

Wednesdays and Fridays.

I usually meet my friends

at the Terrace.

Sure.

Okay.

Bye.

Look at her.

Six weeks, and she's already

screwing somebody else.

Dude, ease up. He's obviously gay.

-What?

-He's gay.

Look at him.

No straight man looks that good.

You think?

Yeah. I mean,

you know, he doesn't look that good

to me, but he looks good.

Caught you!

You've been hiding from me.

No, I've been right here the whole time.

Don't worry.

You missed her throwing the garter belt.

Did you see

how beautiful Lisa's baby is?

He's beautiful.

You know, I thought I wanted a girl,

but now I think I want a boy.

-What do you want?

-A girl.

Me, too.

Okay, so why are you staring at me?

What would you do if I died?

Iron my dark suit.

Would you even notice if I was gone?

Trust me. I'd notice.

So, you'd do what?

Go out and get some young thing

that would sit here in silence and smile?

Do you have anybody in mind?

You know, the other day

I actually felt jealous

of my own daughter?

-Do you know why?

-I'm sure you're going to tell me.

The way Michael looked at her.

Did you see that?

-Anna, there is no point...

-Like he had to have her.

Just once I would like to know

what that's like. Just once.

Well, I do have to have you, darling.

It's a contractual thing.

Go ahead, crack another joke.

Jesus.

Oh, look.

Our bed just got more comfortable.

Chris!

Chris, what the hell are you doing?

You've been in there for 20 minutes!

-Just give me one minute.

-No! I have given you 20!

Now get out here and give me a hand!

Matthew is screaming, I have piss

all over me and I can't find any binkies.

-Who is it?

-It's Marvin from next door.

Your front porch is on fire!

-Hey. No, don't say anything.

-Get out.

I'm going crazy without you. I love you.

-I'm serious.

-I f***ing love you.

Come on, look at you.

You're so beautiful.

I'm calling the police,

that's what I'm doing.

No, no, you're not.

-Give me the phone!

-No!

-Give me the phone!

-No!

Just listen to me for a second!

Look me in the eye and tell me

that you don't love me anymore.

I don't love you anymore.

-I refuse to accept that.

-Izzy, go home!

-You really want me to leave?

-Yes!

-That's what you're saying?

-That's what I'm saying.

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