The Last Godfather Page #3

We're gonna help them,

but for a small weekly gratuity.

- You get it?

- I know.

That leprechaun, he's missed

two payments already.

Three and he's out.

Well, let's finish our pizza

and then we'll beat him until he tells us

where his pot of gold is.

Want some?

He's an animal.

I good choice.

So, I'm telling you, man,

I was like, bada-bing, bada-bang,

pop, pop, pow.

There was this other guy there.

Yeah, I lumped him up, too.

He was very heroic.

I do what I can.

My hero.

What were you doing in the park

by yourself, anyway?

I was coming back from volunteering

at the orphanage.

All the time at this orphanage.

And what is with

this volunteering, Nancy?

It's a waste of time.

I don't see it as wasting

my time, Daddy.

I like giving back.

Oh, really?

Nancy, you listen to me.

In this world, you don't give.

In this world, you take!

But those kids have nobody.

They're not supposed to have anybody.

They're orphans.

Vinnie, I guess I gotta thank you

for what you did for Nancy.

If anything had happened

to her, forget about it.

- Forget about it.

- Forget about it.

Yeah, forget about it.

That's what I said!

Did you get a look at the animal

who attacked her?

Yeah, it was one

of those Carini scums.

No. He didn't act like

he was part of an organization.

He was-

He's lucky I didn't put

an ice pick in his eye

and throw him in the river!

All right?

Those Carinis are animals!

I'd never let anything

happen to you, though.

You know that. Ever.

We can do this all day.

It's like Christmas in spring here.

I love the cold.

What the hell are you guys doin' here?

What's the matter with you?

This isn't what-

I told you to torture him not tickle him!

It wasn't my idea.

Not your idea! What,

you taking orders from him now?

I left you in charge!

The Younggu Carini.

Stop!

Oh! God bless you, Tony V!

Now flip him over!

All right. Here you go.

He likes Christmas carols.

All right. All right with the ice.

All right.

Okay, Younggu.

Now, the Carinis are all about

maintaining the order of things.

All right? We're like

the neighborhood watch.

One big, happy family.

And like any family,

sometimes you gotta send...

the ultimate message.

Capisce?

Quiche.

Quiche.

Stand him up.

Come on.

- No, no.

- Stay!

Don't move.

Tony, Don Carini's not gonna like this.

We're just supposed to rough this guy up.

Shut up, Macho. Okay.

How we gonna get our money

if the guy is dead?

Shut up, Macho. Okay.

I'm just saying.

You're just saying?

Now, listen to me,

you big gabone.

Don Carini wants him to take over

the family. Huh?

All right, so we gotta make sure

he's up for the job.

- It's a test.

- Oh, a test?

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