The Last Dragonslayer Page #4

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the greatest wizard who ever lived.

He met with the King and promised

to solve the dragon problem

for 18 wagons of gold.

Shandar met with the dragons

and discovered that they wanted

a kingdom all of their own.

And so the dragons and Shandar

pooled their magic

and forged the Dragon Pact.

Barrier stones where created

to prevent any humans

from entering the dragons' land.

The dragons would remain free

to fly beyond the boundary

but if a dragon ever violates

the Pact

by harming a human

or human property

then the Official Dragonslayer

is called to action.

As the only two humans permitted

to cross into the Dragonlands

the Dragonslayer and their Assistant

must seek out the offending dragon

and slay it!

I just want to add

it took me nearly three years

to make this film

so feel free to clap. Yeah.

It's sort of ironic,

seeing how you feel about dragons

given you'll be the first of us

to actually slay one.

I'm sorry?

Look at the base of the blade.

What do you see written there?

That is every Slayer

since the role was first created.

What's that one

down there at the bottom?

Your name as been on this sword

for the last 300 years.

This is a mistake.

Only the Slayer and their Assistant

can wield Exhorbitus.

If this was a mistake,

you'd be burnt to ashes by now.

This can't be right.

Zambini would have...

. said something.

Sorry I couldn't stick around, Jennifer

but after you take Exhorbitus,

I'll seriously start to feel my age.

I was 153 at my last birthday.

Oh, and, er, sorry for collapsing

into a pile of dust and bones.

There's a dustpan and brush

in the utility room, so...

That's the sort of thing

your Official Assistant could do.

You should get one of those.

Good luck, girlie.

You'll do the right thing

when the time comes.

I am not slaying the dragon!

Hello again, you.

You are going to love King Snodd.

Super, super good at ruling.

He just wants a little chinwag.

You up for it?

And if I'm not...?

You're up for it! Great decision.

Sire!

Sire!

Sire!

Sire!

Ah... Jennifer Strange.

Drop some bow-age.

Drop some bow-age.

Ah, Jennifer Strange!

Thank you for accepting

my invitation.

They stuffed me in the sack.

A forced invitation is still an invitation.

And today is

a very special day for me.

For I'm meeting

my Official Royal Dragonslayer.

Yes.

May I just say how much I really dig

the way everyone is connecting in here?

It feels lifelong.

You know, tight buds,

going on their...

Yes.

Jennifer, as your King and ruler

I have one request

concerning your slaying of

the world's last dragon.

Killing the dragon might end magic.

Magic? Well, magic's fading.

No one much misses that.

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