The Last Dragon Page #5

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Good morning, Green Sanitarium,

Warden speaking...

...and I must say our inmates

are off to a promising start this morning.

Who's calling? Roy!

I can't come now.

I'm being held captive till the coolie,

moonie kid comes down from the roof.

He's becoming one with his brain again.

Yeah.

All right, I'll catch you later

at the rehearsal.

Hey, let me get this straight.

The prize in this contest,

you hope to win, is a date?

"Am" gonna win.

And it ain't no thing

and the prize ain't no date.

- A night with Laura Charles is an event.

- Excuse me.

Mama-san, Papa-san...

...Richie-san, Lotus Blossom-san.

Now isn't that nice, Sophia?

Pretty chopsticks, Natasha.

Thank you.

I wish you all would decide on one name

for this poor child.

No wonder she's so confused.

Bless this food.

It is to build thy body temple.

Spiritualize it.

I'm telling you, Pop, the boy is off it.

Stupid old clothes,

won't mess with no babes.

People talk, you know.

Richard, leave your brother alone.

I can't help it if he's weird.

You're weird, man, really weird.

Richie, when I first started my business,

people said I was weird.

A black man with a pizza shop.

Now there isn't a hungry soul in this town

that doesn't know my slogan:

"Just direct-a-yo feets-a to Daddy Green's...

"Pizza."

Watch yourself, son.

My personal choices

for the video hotpix of the week...

That's my babe, Pop!

That's my date for tonight!

Because it's alive and very, very exciting.

- That is her!

- You telling me?

You better believe that's her!

That's Laura Charles!

So you remember now,

every weekday night at 8:00.

Laura Charles!

- I would like to see her!

- Well, who wouldn't, fool?

"I would like to see her."

No way the Queen is gonna be looking at

no walkin' fortune cookie!

"I would like to see her."

- Well, I'll see her today, at rehearsal.

- You know where she is?

- I know where she's gonna be.

- You must take me to see her!

I ain't taking you nowhere!

You might embarrass me.

You're too weird.

You do not understand.

She may have something I need.

I knew it would happen sooner or later.

You stood on your head so long,

you broke it.

Look, let me break it down for you.

You seem to be wanting to broaden,

get it, your horizons.

You let a lot of good years roll by

without even testing the old equipment.

Now, even you being a disgrace and all,

I'd be less than a man if I didn't warn you...

...that there's an art to making love

and you don't even have a paintbrush.

You gotta know the moves, baby.

You know, the moves.

Richie, I am not concerned with moves.

My concern is something else.

Else? What else is there?

Please, I must see her.

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