The Kitchen Page #3

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Can't believe

he was cheating on you.

You should've just come straight home.

We ended up talking all night.

About what?

It was so weird. Just out of the blue.

He just told me

he was unfaithful.

And you had no idea?

No, I didn't.

Should you really

be doing that?

Speaking of Mom...

You know what I mean.

Aw. Pretty Penny.

Good late afternoon

slash early evening.

[ Jennifer ] What's up, Kenny?

So do you know,

uh, some army guy? He was in Iraq.

He's supposed

to be coming tonight. I don't think so.

I don't think I know anyone

in the army. Do you?

I live in Alabama.

Everyone's in the army.

[ Doorbell Rings ]

Is this gonna be a pajama party?

Should I go change?

[ Ringing ]

[ Ringing ]

Don't worry, guys. I'll get it.

[ Kenny ]

Oh. Take it. Sorry.

Thank you.

How's that wing?

Tastes like chicken.

So how long are we not gonna talk about

the one thing we should be talking about?

I thought we had a tacit agreement

that it should go unspoken.

Well, I don't exactly know

what "tacit" means.

Kenny.

Look, it's...

Every time you come and visit,

there's always a night...

where we end up

getting drunk, making out,

and it's been going on

for years. So?

I... Well, I think

we should stop.

Do you?

What I'd actually like

is to get to second base,

but seeing as how I don't

really know what that is,

and it'll be a little creepy to track down

a 12-year-old and ask him, uh, up here...

Kenny.

Yeah?

You're really hard to handle

first thing in the morning.

It's after 7:
00.

I'm gonna go get dressed.

I come with you.

That's okay.

I appreciate it though.

I can do it myself.

Do you want a beer?

Oh, yeah, sure.

And I brought this for you.

Oh, thanks.

Jennifer.

There you are.

Nancy.

Can I just get a moment

alone with Jennifer? Yeah, sure.

We're gonna talk about stuff

best friends talk about, you know.

What is your problem?

With the feathers.

It's like always a concert

on that girl's land. It's too much.

I got it. What is happening?

I'm thinking about dying my hair blonde.

Why would you do that?

Because it's a great idea.

What's on your face?

It's a mole.

And it's private. And it's beautiful.

I should tell you that

Vladimir is stopping by tonight.

To your party?

Yeah.

Why?

I'm stealing him from Pace.

Do you really think that's

a good idea right now?

You're starting

your own gallery.

Reads as a little bit impulsive to me.

What are you talking about?

If you ask Michael for your job back,

he would give it to you in a second.

You're stable, you turn 30,

and you're in a really good place.

You put on a business suit

and feel really good about yourself.

Why would I do that?

If I get Vladimir, then I'm set.

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