The Kissing Bandit Page #3

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I told him when the coach stops

to come down the back way...

...that will take a long time.

By then, the holdup is finished

so he can kiss the women who are around.

It's a nice, good plan.

You told him he's got to kiss?

Oh, I made him swear.

Hey, Chico, look, look.

He's waving his arms.

- Chico, Chico, the coach.

- The coach.

All right, amigos, business.

It's wonderful.

Our first holdup in a long time.

How he carries on, what enthusiasm.

Hurry.

Stay where you are.

What?

Get on top.

Stay where you are.

- What is this?

- A holdup by the Kissing Bandit.

The Kissing Bandit?

Since when is he riding again?

Since now. Get the trunks off.

You wouldn't dare. I'm Colonel Gomez

of the governor's own guard.

No, colonel, I wouldn't.

You're very surrounded.

Yeah, I guess I am, all right.

I'm escorting the governor's daughter

back home to the governor.

We have no money.

Maybe you forgot something.

Get him off the horse.

No, please.

The governor won't like this at all.

- That's too bad.

The governor won't like this at all.

Who are you, you ugly man?

I have the honor to be one of the men

of the Kissing Bandit.

- The Kissing Bandit?

- The Kissing Bandit?

Uh-huh. That's him up there.

But don't be afraid.

We don't harm the women.

Oh, I'm not afraid of you.

Oh, and I'm not afraid of you neither.

But this one, this one scares me a little.

The beast.

Teresa, stay away from that window.

Oh, Aunt Isabella, look.

Isn't he wonderful?

That's the way a man ought to look.

Teresa, I must speak to you.

You've doubtless heard what he does.

The Kissing Bandit, to women, I mean.

Why, he kisses them.

Yes, well, it mustn't happen to you.

Your father would never live down

the disgrace.

And so you're to stay right here

and I will get out.

- But what good will that do?

- Why, he'll kiss me instead.

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

for the honor of our family.

Come on. Get out. Over there, please.

Gonzales, our moment has come.

No, Ricardo, please go back.

That's not the right way.

Hello.

I'm terribly sorry about all this.

Don't be afraid.

Stop this coach immediately.

Everything's all right now.

I'm awfully sorry.

We almost had a terrible accident.

You were wonderful.

Thank you very much for saving my life.

I'll be right down.

Oh, no, please, senor.

I'd rather you wouldn't.

I'd rather extend my thanks

from where I am to where you are.

Do you know who I am?

Yes, you're a bandit.

Not just a bandit.

The Kissing Bandit.

- What's the matter?

- Nothing, I...

Have you been having a nice trip?

It's wonderful weather for a trip.

Certainly, I'm not having a nice trip.

Do you think I enjoy meeting

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