The Kiss Page #2
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- Year:
- 1988
- 101 min
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-So why don't you hire somebody?
-We can't exactly afford it now.
-Why don't you let me help?
-I don't want you hitting the vodka.
Hey, Amy, how you doing?
Hi, Terry.
Come see me at the shop sometime,
all right?
Okay.
-Brenda?
-ln here, Amy.
Does this thing work?
Oh, I doubt it.
After I put that bastard
through med school...
...the only stuff my ex left me
was either broken...
...or things he thought
Blonde Venus, Marlene Dietrich.
How come she's dressed up
like a gorilla?
Style.
Is that Cary Grant?
She sleeps with him to get money
for her wimpy husband's hospital bills.
Some sacrifice.
-Brenda.
-What, honey?
Do you think I'm old enough
to have a boyfriend?
Well, that depends, my dear Amy.
Do you have someone special
in mind?
You do. Who is it?
His name's Terry O'Connell.
He's got a bad rep,
but I think it's mainly bullshit.
He's so different.
The road to ruin is paved
with "different" boyfriends.
Do you think I'm old enough...
...to have sex?
Well, that depends.
It's up to you.
What's the rush?
I'm the only virgin left
out of all my friends.
As embarrassing
as that may seem...
...do yourself a big favor and wait
till that someone special comes along.
-Did you?
-Oh, yeah. I picked a real winner.
Have you had lunch yet? Oh, forget it.
So?
So...
...he was voted the Micky Dolenz
look-alike in high school.
Back then, I thought
he was terribly romantic.
Now, I'd vote him
as having the personality...
...of this head of lettuce.
Anyway, he asked me out,
and I died.
And afterwards, we checked into
this very glamorous motel room...
...and we sat there drinking
our lemon gin and 7 UP.
Very chic.
very hot and heavy.
And...
...well, we started--
-Do you want mayo?
-Brenda!
-What?
-Tell me!
Well, soon, I mean,
one thing led to another...
...and we started to do it.
Did it hurt?
Are you kidding? It hurt like hell.
No, no, no. I was ready for that.
What really freaked me out is,
...and I looked down, and something
was glowing in the dark.
And it was his thing.
It was glowing green.
-What?
-He was wearing...
...a glow-in-the-dark condom.
Can you believe it?
I couldn't watch it. I lost it.
I started killing myself laughing,
and I couldn't stop.
Poor guy is probably still
seeing a shrink over me.
Eat, or you'll never grow up
to be a gorilla.
Come on, honey. It's okay.
You're Jack?
Yes.
I'm sorry. I didn't expect
to meet you this way.
I'm so embarrassed.
I should have called.
I am Felice Dunbar.
-Hilary's sister.
-Hello.
This is Amy, our daughter.
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