The Jewel of the Nile Page #6

Wait a minute.

You are the one that has to get to Kadir.

You are the only one that can stop Omar.

You have to go with me!

Maybe you are the one.

I accept.

We are sworn, Just-Joan.

- Right. But it's just Joan.

- Right. Just-Joan.

- Right. We just have to get out this window.

- Please.

- Magic!

- Dry rot.

I bet you could pick up a swell three-bedroom

town house here for about five or six dollars.

Hi. My name is Colton.

I've been invited by your Omar.

I'm here to see Joan Wilder.

Hey, Rachid! How are you?

Good to see you again.

Joan Wilder does not want to see you.

Well, now, Rachid,

I don't think you understand.

We're here on official business.

This is Mr... Fatush from the US Embassy.

He's got something very important

to talk to all you guys about.

Look, we don't want to

create an international incident here.

I mean, after all, she is an American citizen.

If you'll just let us see her, no paperwork.

Mum's the word. Everything...

Guys, no sweat, OK?

We'll catch you next time we're in town.

- Take it easy.

- Say hello to her for us.

You know what they say: Once

they've had a holy man, they never go back.

- Quickly, Just-Joan!

- Are you sure you know where you're going?

Those guys can go for hours

without coming up for air.

Ease up, will ya?

All right, there's gotta be another way in here.

I can't wait for another smooth move. How

about us at the back door in pussycat suits?

- When they come with the milk...

- How about you takin' it in the ear!?

Look, if it wasn't for me,

you wouldn't be on to this.

Subsequently I should shoot you

the first chance I get!

Jack!

You're alive!

Kinda goin' outta your way to duck me!

You bastard!

Oh, Jack! I thought I'd never see you again.

They told me you were dead.

I never wanna feel that way again.

Does this mean you apologise?

I feel like I'm back in eighth grade.

Is this The Young and the Stupid?

- What the hell is he doing here?

- Don't get cagey with me. I'm on to it.

I know how you two operate.

I'll get in there with or without you dinks!

Hey, look, guys! Lighten up!

I'm only saying hello to an old girlfriend here!

- Just-Joan, we need to go!

- Wait a minute, who's this guy?

- He's a friend.

- You made friends in there?

- OK. Let's go, come on!

- Wait. He's coming with us.

Don't start with me! I've come

halfway across Africa to rescue you.

Rescue me? I was doing fine without you.

- I am guide. I can help.

- I don't need a guide. I need a miracle!

Jack, he's coming with us.

All right. But if we get out of this alive,

I'm gonna kill you.

Let's go.

- Who are you?

- Is this where Al Jolson's buried?

- Who the hell are you?

- Don't provoke me, pal!

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