The Jerk Page #3
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- Year:
- 1979
- 94 min
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...the customers can use the urinal. I won't
disturb them, they won't disturb me.
Take it easy. It's not here. It's in here.
I couldn't afford this anyway.
Well, this is it.
It's perfect!.
I won't have to change this at all!.
Take a look.
No kitchen, no windows,
no chairs, no tables.
It's a masterpiece of understatement.
I'll put a bed down here, get a bigger bulb.
I'll bring some sheets from the house.
You'll be set for life.
How much is this gonna cost me?
Nothing. When you're rich and famous,
you'll send me a postcard.
A postcard?
Okay!. It's a deal.
It's a deal.
What are those?
Step outside for a second, darling.
Navin, this is my wife Lenore.
Lenore, this is Navin.
Pleased to meet you.
Do you know why a woman
of such pulchritude is married to me?
'Cause l make a comfortable living.
This is the first time
l'm leaving you alone on a Sunday.
If anything should happen to this station,
this woman would leave me like a--
In other words, there would be no more....
-Do you know what l'm talking about?
-Yes, sir. No more....
So remember,
guard this station with your life...
...because my sex life is in your hands.
I can fix those shocks.
No. We just want some gas, muchacho.
Okay. But it's Sunday.
We've got to have a credit card.
And all the cash is locked up?
No, not locked up. We got a lot of cash.
Just that the banks are closed...
...and l'm not allowed to have cash
coming in or out.
I don't want anything to happen.
You flash this kind of wad in front
of some people, they'll kill you for it.
So, we've got to have a credit card.
Have we got a credit card in there?
Credit card.
No, thanks. I don't smoke.
-What kind of cigarette is that?
-Joint.
Joint?
They don't make 'em very good.
-MasterCharge do?
-That's fine. We take MasterCharge.
You want a fill-up, Mrs. Nussbaum?
I'm Mr. Nussbaum.
Yeah, that's his wife's card.
-His wife's card?
-Yeah, l'll vouch for him.
Okay, as long as we got a voucher.
Stolen!.
I got it!. Just send a police car over.
Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card!.
I got the guys who stole it.
Hold on, they're calling me!.
I'll be right back!.
-Yes?
-Yeah, throw a couple of tires in the trunk.
Put it on the card. Radials.
-Make them whitewalls.
-Yes, sir, Mr. Nussbaum.
I'm back, only it's worse than l thought.
They're not only sticking us for gas,
but grabbing tires and everything.
They're really socking it to us.
Yeah, it's Hartounian's Gas Station
at the corner--
Hang on a second.
I don't want to get 'em suspicious.
Don't worry, l can keep 'em here.
I saw this trick in a movie.
-Got your tires!.
-Yeah, good.
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